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Shit

Shit actually means poop but a lot of people use at calling someone a fool or literally a piece of poop
by Big Chungus was a thing January 19, 2019
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shit

Man: I hate shit.
Woman: Same, shit is a disgusting psycho. Ew.
by Makikiandrikki December 19, 2022
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Uzi Shits

When you have explosive diarrhea, and it blasts out of your ass in burst replicating the actions of an Uzi (gun).
Man! That bar food gave me the Uzi shits!

Or

The neighbors called the cops because of my Uzi shits, they thought I was popping off rounds.
by TheWiseGuy15 June 16, 2021
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the shits

1) Where you take a shit, and it turns out to be molten lava made of fecal matter.
2) When you have a really bad stomach ache, so you shit, but 10 minutes after it comes back and you shit again, and it repeats forever until your stomach finally settles.
Def. 1:
Guy 1: Goddamn, I had the shits so bad last night!
Guy 2: Shouldn't have eaten those jalapeno poppers man.
Def.2:
Guy: *sitting on toilet* FUCK! When will these shits go away?!
by blarghinatelazer April 12, 2015
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Shit-faced

hammered; blotto; loaded; wasted; smashed (really drunk)
He drank a 26er of whiskey and was shit-faced.
by Howdeedoodee December 22, 2018
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Shit show

When you crap yourself while performing
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Shit

Shit is what real men do after everyday and sometimes during the day
MAN: Welp imma tak a shit
Boy: What's that mean sir
MAN: You'll learn soon enough
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