1) Where you take a shit, and it turns out to be molten lava made of fecal matter.
2) When you have a really bad stomach ache, so you shit, but 10 minutes after it comes back and you shit again, and it repeats forever until your stomach finally settles.
2) When you have a really bad stomach ache, so you shit, but 10 minutes after it comes back and you shit again, and it repeats forever until your stomach finally settles.
Def. 1:
Guy 1: Goddamn, I had the shits so bad last night!
Guy 2: Shouldn't have eaten those jalapeno poppers man.
Def.2:
Guy: *sitting on toilet* FUCK! When will these shits go away?!
Guy 1: Goddamn, I had the shits so bad last night!
Guy 2: Shouldn't have eaten those jalapeno poppers man.
Def.2:
Guy: *sitting on toilet* FUCK! When will these shits go away?!
by blarghinatelazer April 12, 2015