two handed turtle

when someone gives a guy a handjob with one hand and catches his shit with the other as its coming out of his ass.

David: Hey man! Little Red gave me a two handed turtle last night.

by muleymomma May 19, 2014

A dark turn

When the reciving side of the anal intercourse is enthusiastic, while the other is less so, as he inserts himself his dick goes slightly soft bends at an awkward angle.

Went to Jenny's yesterday, boy that took A dark turn.

by Al3xander64 March 29, 2015

burnt but turnt

you're sunburned but you're still getting turnt

hey, how's your summer going izzy?
great! I'm burnt but turnt dude!

by Brooke Scallon June 29, 2015

big brown turtle

The extremely satisfying defecation after a protracted bout of drinking & bad food

After all those shots & slices; the Big Brown Turtle reared his ugly head...

by SilentBob73 January 1, 2016

grinding my turkey

bounce on my dick then twist around every 5 minutes

my nigga this girl always grinding my turkey!!

by mmoney8000 January 8, 2016

free the turtles

To defecate

His co-worker liked to free the turtles on the company 's time.

by Pocahon January 26, 2016

Boned a turkey

I recently heard this in one of my lessons and "boned a turkey" is basically a code name for having banged a girl/boy.

It is most commonly heard around Christmas time or in biology lessons.

"Will, I bet you've boned a few turkeys"

"Yes Sir I have"

"Hey mate I boned a turkey last night"
"How was it?"
"Awesome"

by Cbae17 March 27, 2016