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When u let a shit hang half-way out of your anus and have a girl suck on it. thus making u look like a turtle.
Man that girls breath was wack. Yo, i just gave her the brown turtle.
by John Grundle January 08, 2009
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A brown turtle is conducted much like a secret Santa. Except one gift is replaced with a log of shit. Everyone opens a gift in a Yankee swap fashion and whoever opens the log of shit (brown turtled) loses that years swap. Thus having to be deemed the brown turtle until the following Christmas.
Billy: "lets all pick a number for the brown turtle"

Fran: "I got number one!!" *opens first gift and sees a log of shit* "FUCK"

Group: "FRAN GOT BROWN TURTLED!!"

Billy:"Better luck next year brown turtle"
by Tolman December 18, 2017
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