School

If you live in places like Europe or Canada, school is a place where you sit in a room and memorize shit for god knows how many hours. If you live in america, it's a shooting range for the quiet, insecure prick who got bullied just a little too much...

Tim: I go to school in Europe! I learn math and shit!
Henry: What was that? Sorry I cant here you over the MP5!

by 15yearsandstillnomilk October 21, 2019

School

S - Seven
C - Cruel
H - Hours
O - Of
O - Our
L - Lives

"Man, I hate school so much!"

by Tr0pic_Mang0 September 15, 2020

School

School is the meaning of hell, sadness, and misery

Man school is just dumb sh** I don't care is it will effect my life. I'd rather homeless and jobless for life.

by Outdoor_specilist March 17, 2019

School

There isn't that much to explain...but school is a place devils and demons created together. It's also a waste of time

Everything you learn from school will be nothing related to getting an actual job

by ZeeGeek May 25, 2022

School

A school is where you get locked up for seven hours by multiple staff members and have to remember many skills you will never use in daily life as a form of torture. School is for criminals that are too dangerous for even the best maximum prisons, sometimes schools have an event called school shootings, where staff herd up all the prisoners up and keep them inside the building with the shooter instead of going outside.

"School is a great form of education for anybody, of any age"- Satan

by The Homeless One May 8, 2023

Lower Merion High School

Honestly this place has got some weird characters. You got pedophiles to professional morons. D1 morons. However most people are chill. I feel like this school doesn’t really have bullying with like big kids slamming the nerds up against lockers demanding lunch money. However deep down the worst part about people here is the competition. Competitiveness is just so prominent at Lower Merion. The average PSAT score here is like 80th percentile. It’s crazy. However again we have weird people. If you know someone that goes to LM that lives near Merion Elementary School they want to skin you and your family. Or rape you. Diddle you as we say. One kid almost took off another kids ear at his birthday party with an axe. Insane. Weirdly enough some of the coolest kids are the frisbee- acting kids. It’s one big group and you got actors that can play some damn good Ultimate Frisbee. The rest of the actors however just she sex after rehearsal. Mono is rampant in the acting club. Most teachers are pretty good unless you take Integarted Math 2 in which case tough shit. I survived it and so will you. Everyone won’t shout up about the Eagles or Phillies and nobody ever talks about the Flyers. 76ers are brought up. We hate Radnor so much we have a entire school week dedicated to kicking their ass in sports besides football. The school thankfully is very inclusive which is nice. All and all it’s a good school as long as you keep your head straight.

LM class of 27’

Little Jimmy walked to Lower Merion High School and promptly cried.

by Flubert the stupid October 25, 2025

School change room

Now, if u don't know...
I am in 10th grade and attending gym class. Gym is okay, but the change rooms are most likely not.
Let me explain.

For one, the Whole change room smells like total ass with a sweage smell.

Two, there's always clothes just sitting around forgotton about.

Three, ofc the grafitti on the toilet stalls.

Four, rotting food in ppls lockers just left there to ROT and to be forgotton about.

Five, ppl would always spray this fucking axe deodourant all across the room just making it hard for you to breathe, and yes it smells like fucking shit.

Me: hey, is there gym rn?

Classmate: yeah why?

Me: cuz I don't wanna deal with the school change room today, it smells like shit and etc.

Classmate: fr bro.

by The person who rants in words March 17, 2025