Hood Bible

Google Docs full of current scam methods. Every year it gets updated and street price runs around 100$ for it.

i bought the hood bible from jayquan and this walmart return scam is bussin.

by Skaterdude666 August 7, 2023

steam hood

the hooded part of the vagina; just above the clit. It usually glissens.

On a hot day, say this to your comely neighbor: Steam hood?

by Gorgone August 11, 2003

Hood Clip

The hood clip is a video filmed from a usually bad camera which depicts people getting majorly injured or doing illegal activities in the hood.

Cool Guy: Bro, did you see that new hood clip on reddit? This black guy got cut in half by a snapped telephone pole wire! It was hilarious
Fat Cuck: You are sick in the head.

by robotniggasexgrapefruit April 7, 2022

hood ramen

A sub-iteration of ramen noddles the utilizes Oriental flavor Top-ramen along with mayonnaise, onions, Valentina sauce and is often paired with saltine crackers

Guy 1: you want some hood ramen
Guy 2: Nah Im straight, that shit good, but it'll leave ya breath stanky

by mr. jacker November 19, 2018

Hood Pissed

extremely pissed off, so badly that you want to punch a bitch in the face.

Damn, I am hood pissed that bitch tried to steal my husband.

by pinheadlarrylookinass July 5, 2020

hood

HOOD is not fun! HOOD quite scary! Don't go playin there! They ain't gon like you! White people BEWARE!!!!! BLACK PEOPLE COME HERE!!

Guy1: Man i was in the HOOD yesterday and I almost got shot!!
Guy2: Man what did i tell you! Stay outta there! White guys don't belong there!
Guy from the hood: He right man! You don't belong there!

by The correct defintion August 14, 2017

hood patrol

neighborhood watch. a form of snitching.

watch out, black people. the hood patrol is in town!

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 May 2, 2018