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Coffee Rip

A small hit of marijuana that you hold in while you relax your chest muscles, intending to come close to asphyxiation.
Everyone take coffee rips because we are almost out of weed.
If I'm trying to conserve my herb, I just take a coffee rip.
by poorprogamming July 8, 2017
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coffee badgers

“Coffee Badgers” are white collar employees that have been mandated back to the office after COVID. They badge in, drink a free coffee, socialize a little and then leave.
Hey Andy, did you see Rose today? “The bitch badged in, had a free coffee, strutted her ass around the office and fucked off”! Andy, “Fuck that shit ! We should be coffee badgers too!
by UpIce#3 December 21, 2023
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Coughed in my coffee maker

When one person sucks a fart out of someone else’s butt and blows it into the first persons mouth
The barista gasped when Jeff coughed in my coffee maker.
by Randi&Jeff October 25, 2025
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Iced Coffee

An Iced Coffee is the epitome of sex.

For all you girls out there, have you ever been late to class, and all you can think about is how your day would be better if you had some iced coffee? I think about this often. However, don't we think the same way about sex. You'll be sitting in work, class, or just chilling in your room thinking about how if you had sex your day would be better. I have found a question in the human mind that perhaps no scientist has ever thought about but I need an answer.

The question is, Is Iced coffee the epitome of sex in these situations?
Iced Coffee is the epitome of sex.
by The Wonderer_69 June 25, 2021
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Swedish coffee

Very thin coffee.
"You know how some coffee is so thin you can see the bottom of a cup? Well, Swedish coffee is so thin that you can see the IKEA logo underneath it."
by coffee junky 69 November 7, 2021
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Phillips Coffee

A brewing machine that strange fruit under the popplier of the chimney grows.
Phillips Coffee was also the name of a road bicycle racing team sponsored by the company.
by OGGetcharDookie February 21, 2021
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Coffee Loft

A place to sit and drink coffee or mocha ice rage, it is located in Fairhope Alabama.
by Rachelianna Marie. January 12, 2009
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