Rip an iffy

Ripping an iffy refers to trying to push out a fart while you know there is a chance that it could be shit. To rip an iffy is to embrace uncertainty in your attempt to pass gas. As such, the situation is “iffy”.
I had a tummy ache so I tried to rip an iffy and shit my pants.
by oldsexinjury April 16, 2022
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ripped drifter

1. Ripped as in well defined muscles like Brad Pitt in Fight Club.

2. A Drifter is one who breaks the traction limit to the rear tires while turning to achieve a faster entry speed and exit speed.
Wow, look at that ripped drifer of that Nissan 240sx! Fuck I hope he does a mono!
by Cecile D. Miller June 27, 2005
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The Double Lip Rip

When a person with braces goes down on another woman, a third person kicks the woman with braces in the back of the head thus shredding the womans genitals and causing bleeding. Then the kicker uses the blood to lubrcate the asshole of the bleeding woman for anal sex.
Tina: Why is Jamie walking so wierd?

Jack: Me and Jennifer gave her the double lip rip last night.
by Ifuckdeadcats June 30, 2019
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The feeling of getting your knees caught in ripped jeans while not wearing ripped jeans. Usually occurs after wearing ripped jeans for a prolonged period of time.
by tacklezzz April 20, 2024
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Rip Van Winkle festival

When more than 3 people purposely trap their genitals in a vehicle door.
"both of us ended up with our bollocks and todgers trapped, it was a proper Rip Van Winkle Festival!"
by hackneydale October 01, 2015
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ripped diesel

The art of being super duper shit faced. As ripped is to drunk, ripped diesel is to super drunk.;
"last nite I chugged a fifth of jameson and did six jager bombs, then switched to redbull and vodka, I was ripped diesel"
by hoss guy December 28, 2011
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Romanian Bong Rip

When you’re eating someone’s ass and they fart in your mouth and you inhale it.
I’m gonna Romanian Bong Rip you
by Don Tennant Smith July 19, 2023
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