martian dirt

occurs when period blood drips onto a females anus. derived from the phase "when the red river runs, take the dirt road."

"dude I heard when mikey when to smash Jessica she had a bad case of martian dirt he still smashed."

by pvtDouglas March 24, 2019

Joe Dirt

When you smoke a joint, blunt, cigarettes, etc...
All the way through, with out ashing it.

“So you gonna ash that before you pass it?”

“Nah, gonna joe dirt this bitch”

by Fgod May 24, 2018

dirt hermit

A person who enjoys licking, fingering, fucking or in general, playing in assholes (human, animal or other).

Example:1 Watch your ass around that guy, he's a dirt hermit.
Example:2 That dyke is ass happy. Big ol' dirt hermit.
Example:3 He's a DIRT HERMIT! We just caught him eating his dog's ass!

by Bob "Fucking" Martin August 11, 2016

Go touch dirt

You should be buried 6 ft under

Someone old or rude telling you how to live your life, you tell them they should go touch dirt

by Grumpy old man November 19, 2023

dirt stash

A thin layer of pubetic hair above the top lip

God, jimmy has a dirt stash... It looks like he smeared shit all over it

by Big boyqqwweeerr September 07, 2016

Topeka Dirt Worm

When the man's penis is covered in poop after pulling out from anal.

"Hey Babe, can we do Anal tonight?"
"Only if you don't give me a Topeka Dirt Worm!"

by 420M@n360FU April 10, 2024

Cherry Dirt

A older wise woman who has a mullet and her family is from the country in Kentucky who thinks she is BOUGIE.

Wow Cherry Dirt that hair looks like a mullet on a guy from Bullitt. county, Kentucky! We will. call it the “Shullett.”

by Piggyweewee June 03, 2022