wet teddy bear table

3 gays and 1 straight person at a restaurant.

“Hey is this the dessert table? It looks like the wet teddy bear table”

by Virgo_asg September 11, 2021

Farm to Table

The act of shaving, then eating, pubic hair of your partner.

James: Hey Kareem, what's up man? How'd your date go last night?

Kareem: Way better then expected. This was the 4th date I went on with Dolores and she's kind of kinky.
James: Is she? She seems pretty tame up when we all got together at the fish fry last weekend.
Kareem: I know she does, but we had some drinks last night and were talking about fetishes. She asked mine and I told her I love farm to table. She was into it.

James: The fuck is farm to table?
Kareem: Shaving a girls pussy, laying it up on her stomach, then nibbling/eating it until it's gone. A girl can do it to me as well if she wants.

James: I have no words...

by hairy_teeth September 27, 2021

Destroyer of Tables

Someone who has extremely bad luck with tables, having them fall apart with even the slightest of touches.

Person 1: sets down mug
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”

by Pensisnep October 14, 2021

bill the table

the act of calling for one receipt for the whole table and picking it up, rather than splitting meals, appetizers, and costs between the group

Waitress: So is this all together or separate checks?
Tony: I'll get this one.
Mark: You sure man?
Tony: Yeah, I got it. Just bill the table.

by DontAskAgain October 27, 2021

Peanut Free Table

The lunch table designated for people who are deathly allergic to peanuts to eat at. Usually accompanied by an unoriginal No Peanuts or Tree Nuts sign. Many members of the table are part of a cult organization called Deez Nuts inc. which aims to assassinate the board of directors of the Planters Nut & Chocolate Company. Sometimes used by normal people to help gather their energy to fight through No Nut November.

Cole: Jimmy why are you sitting at the Peanut Free Table?

Jimmy: I am gathering my inner chi to finish the last 7 days of No Nut November.

Cole: Damn I already failed that day 1.

by Track and Shield November 10, 2021

Peanut Free Table

The table where bringing your PB&J sandwich can get you charged with murder.

Inmate 1: What are you in for?
Inmate 2: I brought a PB&J sandwich to the Peanut Free Table.
Inmate 1: I thought I was the monster.

by Track and Shield November 12, 2021

Razzles Egg Dye Tablets

a small disk-shaped candy that turns into gum when chewed, but instead of gum it's been replaced with those egg dye tablets you get for easter.

oh god shea get the shotgun kaz is talking about razzles egg dye tablets again.

by cheemtopuff November 20, 2021