purple headed christian meat missile

n. See also Penis
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.

"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."

purple headed christian meat missile by Birdielin14 September 16, 2008

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purple dragon

A purple dragon is when you fuck a girl, and when your done with her, you wrap the condom around her neck until her face turns purple and at least one of her eyes falls out and then you skull fuck her through her eyesockets.

After Johny are done having sex with a girl he then wrapped the used condum around her neck until her face turned a shade of purple (blue is acceptable), and as soon as one of her eyes popped out, he skull banged her. Hence the purple dragon!

purple dragon by Bradley Zarif October 17, 2006

Purple and green

Lesbian colours

Omg she is wearing purple and green! She must be lesbian.

Purple and green by Mrpoomonster January 19, 2017

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Purple Pill

The realization that democracy is a redundant, artificial system which forcibly replaced monarchies despite the latter being the natural order of society. It is a reference to the Red Pill from the 1999 film The Matrix, but has been rebranded as purple, with purple being the traditional color of royalty. People that have taken the Purple Pill consider monarchs as the ultimate embodiment and protector of traditional values, religious morality, and national pride. They consider the current times as a Dark Age and eagerly await an opportunity to restore their preferred royal house to the throne and relive past glories.

You're a monarchist too?! When did you take the Purple Pill? L'état, c'est moi am I right?

Purple Pill by Louis XIX June 16, 2020