crab pants 

the crab is in you pants

crab: i want a home
person: im at a beach time to relaxe
crab: *climes in pants*
person: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa theres a crab in my dam pants
crab pants is when a crab is in your pants

crab pants by Crab cum person May 25, 2019

Two Pants Joe 

A complete shithead who's incredibley boring and fat. "Two pants" refers to the fact that they have to wear to pairs of pants to contain their fatness. "Joe" refers to how boring said person is, topping off their already irritating demeanor.

Hey, that guy over there is such a Two Pants Joe.

Two Pants Joe by boykisser84 June 6, 2019

lounge pants 

Pants that you lounge in

I wore my lounge pants to watch the game on television in.

lounge pants by Amberbishop226 August 6, 2019

Pink pants girl 

A girl (can be referred to a guy as well) that one finds attractive in a way they cannot explain. Others may not think they are attractive, however there is something indescribable about the attraction.

“Dude Sarah is totally my pink pants girl”
“No way dude she isn’t hot at all”
“Dude there’s just something about her”

Pink pants girl by Soggymcnugget3 October 22, 2019

No pants time 

When your at a sleepover with the homies and you get uncomfortable in your pants so you all agree to take off your pants.

Jamal: hey Tyrone

Tyrone: what
Jamal: NO PANTS TIME
(You know the rest)

No pants time by friendlyleader November 9, 2019

Joshy Pants 

When one goes diarrhea in one’s pants

Man that taco bar made me get joshy pants

Joshy Pants by Mo is gay November 16, 2019

broga pants 

Yoga pants wore by either:

1) Politically left leaning, very progressive men. These men are also prone to referring to their spouses or girlfriends as “partners” and listening to NPR.

2) Fraternity gods, likely to wear these pants as both a joke amongst the dudes or as a way to look more natural in a yoga class which they attend solely to stare at ass.

“Check out Tom in his broga pants, he is so with the times.”

“Nah man, Tom just pledged sigma kappa. He’s just some douche trying to hit it off with a yoga chick.”

broga pants by Slim_peter December 20, 2019