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Mateo

hottest mf alive. tall with a resting bitch face but a big heart

mateo has very nice hands and an incredible sense of humour

he will supply you with nerdy funfacts about everything, reminding you you can never stop learning

he also has a very large cock making it hard to resist the urge of wanting to suck it
person1: look its mateo!
person2: damn i wanna jump on his dick rn
person1: me too bro me too
by reallifegotham July 24, 2024
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Mateo

Wow! That dude is a Mateo
by Badingi August 4, 2024
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mate from the back

When you come onto your opponent's king" from the back, and it's checkmate.
Black player: Bd1#, and it's mate from the back.
White player: dang, good game.
by Chess_Junta_with_a_BBC August 23, 2024
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materialistic manlet

A deleteriously diminutive, overcompensating and money-grubbing manlet boy who futilely seeks to overcome his devastatingly desolating manletism by imprudently purchasing expensive goods such as gold-plated high heels and jewel-encrusted step stools. The puny materialistic manlet can often be detected as he effeminately prances around in upscale boutiques, accompanied by his giggling and squabbling clique of preposterously petite, pint-sized materialistic manlet girlfriends. Here the seriously stunted silly sissy manlets put on tiny, little fashion shows by daintily skipping along a catwalk consisting of an empty shoe box as the delusional runway manlets delightedly display their prospective new short shorts, summer dresses and high heels while the surrounding fawning manlet fairies shower them with rose petals and girlishly sip strawberry margaritas out of pink ampoules.
Manmore 1: Lol, look at that garishly dressed materialistic manlet prancing around wearing his new mink coat and gold-plated high heels! Manmore 2: At least it only cost one poor minklet his life to make that microscopic manlet's lilliputian, little coatlet. Manmore 1: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 29, 2024
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Mateo

A young African American male student, characterized by his eyeglasses and flat-top hairstyle, takes pleasure in utilizing an air fryer to prepare frozen corn dogs. Additionally, he exhibits a notable interest in Asian culture.
Hey guys it's me Mateo and I love asians
by Fortnitejonesy123 February 5, 2025
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MatematikFessor

A Danish learning helper on a Danish math website. in the Trustpilot reviews he is known to Rape all who go and do math on the website.
MatematikFessor is raping me from behind, while my fish is looking in fear.
by DaddyFessor February 27, 2025
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Máté

The most chill person you have ever seen, a night owl who thrives on beer and alternative rock.
I wish I was as cool as Máté: he came to write his French midterm without even studying for it!
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