Michael Worden

A term for a man who is and will be the greatest living being on the planet. While there were many great men, a MICHAEL WORDEN is one who rises above them all with his amazing sexual prowess and powerful thumbs. BTW, a MICHAEL WORDEN also can lift like 50 pounds into the air.

That dude is totally a Michael Worden, I want to sex him up good, right after he helps me lift my lamp onto that shelf.

Michael Worden by MikeFromStu August 25, 2011

Michael Phelps 

the greek god of cannibus. also occasionally known to swim.

Michael Phelps to the people: Praise me all ye people, for I supply that which is best- green and gold

Michael Phelps by waddlingpenguinpooper March 8, 2009

michael cera

A term used to describe a general feeling that an actor is merely playing the same type of character previously seen in another production. Where it be a theater production, film, or television series.

The term came to prominence when audiences began to notice the acting of Canadian born Michael Cera. Beginning with his first large audience production "Arrested Development" and ending with "Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist" people began to notice that Michael Cera was merely playing a meek, level-headed, awkward, and bland normal character in every production.

Today the acting skills of Michael Cera is used to describe innumerable actors that cannot develop or play a varying repertoire of characters.

Alex: Dude I can't wait to see Year One! It stars Michael Cera he's hilarious!

Matt: Seriously, Michael Cera can't act. He just plays the same nerdy awkward dude. Have you seen all his movies?

Alex: I saw Superbad and I loved Arrested Development...well know that you mentioned it he does seen to be the same character.

Matt: You got to realize dude, he's a hack. All of the movies he's been in have awesome scriptwriters and a great surrounding cast.

Alex: What a douche...

michael cera by Define Me! April 8, 2009

Michael Richards 

An actor who unfortunately made racist rants at a comedy club, and now has to suffer rehab and all those stupid things. The things he said were morally wrong, but it was obvious that he was simply angry at those men, and when we are angry we say the things that we think will hurt them the most. He clearly has anger management problems, but it's unfair for men like Al Sharpton to be trying to completely destroy him for it.

Wow that was stupid of Michael Richard to say the things he said. Now Michael Richards can't convince anyone that he may not be a racist.

Michael Richards by J-O-Rizzle-Dizzle April 19, 2007

Michael Keatoned

v.) to frighten or startle an unsuspecting individual with the clever use of a cardboard cutout of Michael Keaton's torso. This is most effective when using Michael Keaton's likeness from Batman or Batman Returns.

*The utilization of Michael Keaton's likeness from Multiplicity or Mr. Mom often elicits the opposite of the desired effect.

"I awoke this morning in a haze. As I exited my bedroom, I opened my door only to be greeted with a 3 foot tall Batman torso, scowling at me from beneath his cowl. I screamed like a tiny baby girl. I had been Michael Keatoned, and the taste was bittersweet."

Michael Keatoned by sbj1786 February 17, 2009

Michael is gay 

Well ya Michael is gay

Michael is gay

Michael is gay by Ligmafatnuts October 6, 2020

Michael Irvined

A raping in which no criminal charges are pressed. Often used to describe a situation in which a person gets the raw end of a deal.

Did you see Jack's new car? He paid way too much for it. The dealer definitely Michael Irvined him on that one.

Michael Irvined by BuckeyeJoe March 1, 2010