a rare form of metaphorical sexually transmitted infection that is aroused when more often a woman has been performing the act of "suckling" on a day to day basis to strangers and therefore has acquired the disease due to repetition of the disgraceful act.
when you visit your best mates house and find that his mother is more than willing to have a nosh even though not much interaction is needed because she has previously acquired the highly rare "suckling disease" meaning she will have a nosh in any circumstances with any stranger, no cash in hand needed due to the disease being present.
by Gun Boy August 23, 2010
Any disease or digestive problems involving regular bodily maintenance/functions. These tasks may often be revolting to others or embarassing for the afflicted person leading to the task being performed in the privacy of bathroom stall.
by Joelseph August 22, 2017
by Rob3rtpatt1nson September 20, 2021
French humourous slang used to depict a nice, ethereal, hyped state of being. Usually happens when you're close to a Chuy enlightened person, yet not a real disease.
You'll absolutly love to catch it!
You'll absolutly love to catch it!
Cool person 1 : Man, I think I got the Chuy disease, I feel so refreshed!
Cool person 2 : Aww bro, I'm so happy for you! So sad it's not contagious.
Cool person 1 : Wait, the Chuy is right here, enjoy it!
Cool person 2 : Aww bro, I'm so happy for you! So sad it's not contagious.
Cool person 1 : Wait, the Chuy is right here, enjoy it!
by Tand33 April 7, 2021
French humourous slang used to depict a nice, ethereal, hyped state of being. Usually happens when you're close to a Chuy enlightened person, yet not a real disease.
You'll absolutly love to catch it!
You'll absolutly love to catch it!
Cool person 1 : Man, I think I got the Chuy disease, I feel so refreshed!
Cool person 2 : Aww bro, I'm so happy for you! So sad it's not contagious.
Cool person 1 : Don't worry, the Chuy is right here, enjoy it!
Cool person 2 : Aww bro, I'm so happy for you! So sad it's not contagious.
Cool person 1 : Don't worry, the Chuy is right here, enjoy it!
by Tand33 April 7, 2021
If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.
by QuacksO April 30, 2020
An addiction that hits members of highly active kayak and canoe clubs. Strong social ties combine with adrenaline and endorphins, released of the physical activity, to create an addiction-like state. The paddler will lose interest in other activities such as work, house-cleaning and sometimes even non-paddling friends and family members. Seriously diseased paddlers will often make excuses for even more aggressively dysfunctional members of their circle, especially leaders, rather than risk being cast out or walking away, and losing paddle buddies.
1. Dennis missed the opportunity to be at his mother's bedside when she passed away because of Paddle Disease; the Plateau got an inch and a half of rain and while his mom might be up for two more days, the creeks wouldn't.
2. If it weren't for Paddle Disease, she would have walked away from John long before he slept with those 3 other women on last weekend's canoe camping trip.
2. If it weren't for Paddle Disease, she would have walked away from John long before he slept with those 3 other women on last weekend's canoe camping trip.
by NashDiggity January 21, 2012