David Pettinato

Horrible at Soccer and Fortnite. Has a toe fettish and a hot mom.

Hey look its David Pettinato's hot mom.

by C.D. Hoffer June 06, 2019

David Warner

David is a meesenbop that has extremely old fashioned hair.

David Warner is an uh oh spaghettionoonononooonooo

by ianboomer October 15, 2019

david reich

A Jewish bulldozer who supports the end of the Palestinian state

Israel really went David Reich on Arafat's arse

by Full of ham February 26, 2014

David Laing

A northern London penis who does fuck all but brake his toe and make racist images of Ian Wright.

Person1: Hey David
David Laing: Yes?
Person1: You're a dickhole!

by Alex Prentice September 07, 2006

David Rossi

David Rossi makes the best spaghetti, I want him to cook of me!.

Person 1: see him? He cooks awesome spaghetti
Person 2: He's totally a David Rossi!

by Mommspencer.morgan April 10, 2022

david arsoski

egg/папучар/simp.

david arsoski is a egg and simp/папучар

by david arsoski October 16, 2020

david arsoski

egg папучар

david arsoski e papucar Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."

by david arsoski October 16, 2020