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hotel cold 

A temperature similar to that of when you are staying in a hotel/motel and use the wall-mounted air conditioner to an unnecessary extent simply because it is "free," to the point where, even with several sheets and heavy blankets, you find it practically impossible to get a decent night's sleep.
Damn, I slept like sh*t last night. This hotel room is cold. I guess you could call it....hotel cold. Hmm.
hotel cold by tim_triple_j October 16, 2010
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Apply Cold Water To Burned Area 

When someone burns you, or you burn someone, some obnoxious person in the back would yell "APPLY COLD WATER TO BURNED AREA!" Because naturally, you or the other person just got burned... See roast or roasted . It's basically just a stupid little statement to say to someone who just got burned by another person.
Kate: Luna that song is so old why do you listen to it!?
Luna: You're mom is old, but you still listen to her.

Someone from the background who just so happened to have overheard: (To Kate) Apply cold water to burned area.

anti-stone cold savage

TOM: Just ask her out

Mark: Nah,man I’m too scared
TOM: Stop acting like an “anti-stone cold savage” and just do it

Thats Cold. 

Said to describe something someone has said/done that is very harsh or mean. Can be used funnily (See Example One) or can be used that its so mean its gone past being funny (See Example Two).
Example One
Person A: Oi Bens family is so poor, his mum sends him to kfc to lick peoples fingers.
Person B: *HAHAHAHH* Thats Cold man, Thats Cold. *HAHAHAHHA*

Example Two
Person A: Bens a dickhead, he should just drop dead, not like anyone will miss him in his grave!
Person B: Nah allow it man, Thats cold
Thats Cold. by londongyalxxx May 16, 2010

Cracking Open A Cold One With The Boys. 

The sacred act of multiple men (boys) enjoying fresh, cold beers together,
"Last night me and the boys cracked open a few cold ones" said David.
"Tonight, I'm gonna start Cracking Open A Cold One With The Boys." Said johny

Phase Cold 

An extremely unpleasant, not-so-common form of the common cold. Meaning literally what it says, a severe cold which develops symptoms in phases. Unlike an average cold which might include congestion, fever, runny nose, sore throat, etc. all at once in small amounts, a phase cold develops one, generally powerful symptom at a time and generally lasts for a lengthy amount of time. A phase cold often moves in stages similar to the following:

Day 1: Sore throat developing overnight, followed by ~24 hours of scratchiness and pain.

Day 2: Lessening or complete disappearance of symptoms, the calm before the storm. Lasts ~24 hours.

Day 3: Near the end of Day 2, a runny nose begins to develop. Overnight this builds into somewhat significant congestion and a continuation of the running nose for ~24hours or more.

Day 4: Generally the climax, Phase Four consists of major congestion, and abundance of phlegm, and a decreased sense of taste, having a very "cold", unappetizing taste in one's mouth. Fever and headache sometimes correspond. This phase often lasts as long as 48hrs or more.

Day 5: The eye of the storm. Like Day 2, everything seems to get better for ~24hrs. again.

Day 6 - up to 9: The phases come and go again in reverse order, generally with a sore throat again on the last day before the phase cold disappears altogether.

*Note: Colds can often break after only a few days, all phase colds do not necessarily run their full course dependent on sleep, treatment, etc.
**Also Note: Phases may vary, this is merely an example. Irritating or painful coughing could make up a phase as easily as any of the aforementioned symptoms.
I got another phase cold today... there goes the rest of my week. I swear no one else gets these.
Phase Cold by Osiris417 December 9, 2008