T-man

1) A bad ass dude that takes no shit.
2) An East coast goth influenced guitarist with a chunky metal sound.
3) in general, a dude you don't want to fuck with.
4) street version of the name Tom

1) T-man just knocked that dude out his fubus!
2) T-man was shredding it up last Tuesday night.
3) Beware, T-man is on the prowl!
4) Tom, uh, T-man, what up dog?

by smd April 16, 2006

Man Hell

A place dedicated only to straight men in the after life where they must face each and every "Man Sin" they committed while alive and receive some sort of penance.

-Finish a whole keg during a keg stand in MAN HELL for every girly cosmo type drink bought at a bar for oneself. NOTE: drinking them at a party where it's free or to get laid is acceptable as long as in a red cup.

-Being a one man NFL team vs the 1985 Bears in MAN HELL because you have a bruise/cut and can't play tackle football with your friends.

-Fight against a champion pit bull in a dog fight ring dressed in a steak suit in MAN HELL because you bought a cute, little puppy..unacceptable!

You get the idea... so don't be a pussy!!!

by AJ Simpson - Ol Dirty' May 27, 2010

man-off

A contest of virility between two men, as demonstrated in Cyborg (1989), in which both men tear off their shirts and exchange screams of rage until one can no longer handle the other’s machismo.

Watch the man-off scene in Cyborg.

by sdn December 28, 2007

The Jello Man

The act of creating a hole inside of a cup of jello, then cumming inside the hole filling it in FULLY. You must then freeze it overnight and feed it to your friend/ and or spouse. If you're really into that kinda stuff though you can eat it(not recommended)

Friend: Hey are you sure you made this jello right? It's tastes salty.
You: Yes, I gave you The Jello Man.

by Vitality_ February 2, 2017

Man Meringue

The meringue like residue left on the front of a man's undies after spermal seepage.

Jesus! I'm going to have to tie a knot in my nob. I've got man meringue all over me bills.

by Dannymc December 24, 2007

Pillow Man

A dude who looks like they are made out of a pillow or multiple pillows; depending on weight, body fat percentage, etc. Like a scarecrow made of pillows but it's a human. Varying from a couch pillow under a t-shirt to multiple Tempurpedic pillows under XXL clothing.

Wow, I think Carl is lying to us about going hard on leg and arm day, and instead, goes all in on beer and chicken wings day—he looks like a Pillow Man.

by ZephyrusMU November 14, 2018

Man-Slop

A general staple for any man's diet. Made by throwning together pre-cooked, easily heatable canned food consisting of meat, beans, and various other by-products. Served with an equal amount, by weight, of cheese and/or lard. Goes well with hamburgers or any variation of easily prepareable meat products.

Since no woman was around to make sandwiches, we decided to combine refried beans, corned beef hash, chili, two cans of sloppy joes sandwich sauce, and 10 slices of american cheese and pour it over bacon cheeseburgers, thus making man-slop.

by fastball2293 February 1, 2010