Definitions by smd

T-man 

1) A bad ass dude that takes no shit.
2) An East coast goth influenced guitarist with a chunky metal sound.
3) in general, a dude you don't want to fuck with.
4) street version of the name Tom

1) T-man just knocked that dude out his fubus!
2) T-man was shredding it up last Tuesday night.
3) Beware, T-man is on the prowl!
4) Tom, uh, T-man, what up dog?

T-man by smd April 16, 2006

st. pauls 

A school where any guy can get girls, as long as he is with at least two other guys. It is not uncommon at this school to be hooking up with a girl while your two best friends are watching/participating/jerking off, and for some reason these kids think they are better than everyone else because they go to private school. Congratulations to all St. Pauls kids, you spend fifteen thousand dollar a year on a education that you could get for free at Woodlawn. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go pop my pastel green polo shirt collar and try to grab a boob in the gang bang going on in the other room.

"Hey man, I really want some pussy tonight."
"Yeah, lets go quadteam a girl."

st. pauls by smd April 24, 2005

the sturge

A rock radio station hosted by the Deathly Pallor (aka Strong Sad).

What's the phrase that pays that plays for days? It's numbitty-nine-oh-two, "The Sturge!" Don't you touch that blabittablow!

the sturge by SMD January 29, 2005

mrs. so and so erson 

So and So's stepmom. She has questionable taste... and like a million jogging suits.

"YOU LITTLE BRATS BEST SHUT YOUR YAPS!!!"

"Yes, Mrs. So and So Erson."

mrs. so and so erson by SMD January 29, 2005

kissyboots 

The Teen Girl Squad's rock band.

Ooncha! Ooncha! One two threecha! We're Kissyboots and it's nice to meetcha! Ooncha! Ooncha! One two threecha! Gonna get a breadtangle of pizza!

kissyboots by SMD January 29, 2005

Lectric Boots

Electic boots manufactured by Ol' Fatty's. The box says that there are no fewer than eight lights falshing at any time and are whisper quiet. When the boots are plugged in, the lights on the boots do flash, but they make an obnoxiously loud hum. They also suck up a lot of energy, which is probably what "solid state" means.

I just got my new Lectric Boots in the mail today!

Lectric Boots by SMD November 13, 2004

computer ketchup 

Better than the regular kind, or that purple kind.

Ooh! This computer ketchup is pretty good! Needs more RAM, though. Maybe a couple of megachips.

computer ketchup by SMD October 18, 2004