Joe: did you know i jacked off while shitting
us: stares in silence
me: thats such a beluga whale moment
us: stares in silence
me: thats such a beluga whale moment
by mizaodaz September 12, 2022
When you’re on vacation and you spot groups of overweight women on vacation as well.
Instead of shark week...
Instead of shark week...
by Kingdev8806 November 13, 2017
When having sex with a large girl who is a squirter, right before she blows lift her ass and legs up so she spouts like a whale breaching the ocean deep!
That gal last night whale spouted me, I need a rain jacket and a tetanus shot.
Thar she blows, she just had an intense whale spouting, we lost many good men.
That freak whale spouting incident left me soaked to the bone!
Thar she blows, she just had an intense whale spouting, we lost many good men.
That freak whale spouting incident left me soaked to the bone!
by Brinkjojoboo January 10, 2020
I was so tired it sounded like I was calling whales when I yawned
or
Person 1: Did you hear how loud that guy was yawing over there?
Person 2: Yeah it was like he was calling whales.
or
Person 1: Did you hear how loud that guy was yawing over there?
Person 2: Yeah it was like he was calling whales.
by PoschSpice30 March 19, 2024
Person or a group of people, notably fatso, who eats catering food DAILY! Especially in corporate environment.
"Good lord, look at that fatso, she's Cater Whaling daily, no time to clean! Trash is overloaded and torn apart!"
by omegafood November 14, 2019
by Crazy Naz Liquor November 13, 2018
When you’re in the prone bone position and your significant other arches their back and releases a bowel movement on your penis as you or they ejaculate
by Chickentendies March 25, 2018