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Whale Watching

The sport of watching a fatty go from being hideous to gorgeous in the space of 10 pints
Donz "Dim you going whale watching again tonight?"
Dim "Enough talk lads Kim is giving me the eye" downs pint number 6
Veitch "wahheyy enjoy the whale watching"
Jack "Don't forget the harpoon"
by MegRoe October 19, 2018
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Whale

Maya fliwers is a whale
by Mayawhale January 29, 2020
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Sperm Whale

"Dude, Susan's totally a sperm whale!"
by SkinheadPinhead April 16, 2017
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Whaling

The art of picking up fat bitching, (the whale) in a large car (like a Lincoln town car or similar ie a boat). Once the whale has been landed you harpoon it till your semen flood into its blow hole. However, unless you are Japanese please practice catch and release.
Me and the boys gassing up the old Lincoln and going whaling tonight.
by TenshiAkurei June 30, 2025
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Submerged Whale Tail

A Submerged Whale Tail is when you wear a thong on a windy day intentionally to show the 'Whale tail' of the thong beneath the waves the skirt makes in the wind. Rocking a Submerged Whale Tail is best done with a short pleated skirt on a windy day, but really any flippy short skirt will work so long as it's breezy enough. Instead of displaying the whale tail out of water (meaning being intentionally seen peeking up under low rise jeans) flashing a Submerged whale tail is the miniskirt alternative.
On a breezy day Andi went on a walk with her friends in a denim pleated mini skirt and flashed a submerged whale tail.
by Roachwitch September 23, 2022
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Sperm Whale

When you are masturbating and you ejaculate and it goes out your sun roof and into another car.
Yo bro did you see that accident on the highway

Yeah it was caused by a sperm whale
by BumpyPeePeeMan December 4, 2020
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Whale Punch

Whale Punch  /pʌntʃ/ Show Spelled Pronunciation
wha-ale puhn-ch Show IPA

Use whale punch in a Sentence
–noun 1. a thrusting blow, esp. with the fist to the body or surrounding of a whale.

–verb (used with object) 3. to give a sharp thrust or blow to, esp. with the fist directly or indirectly to a Whale.
4. to poke or prod a whale, as with a stick.

5. Informal. to deliver (smack talk, figurativly spoken) with vigor.

6. to strike or hit in operating: to punch the whale; I'm going to whale punch you.
Twenty-Finger Timmy: "Listen Flap, If you dont shut your back alley hooker mouth, I'm going to Whale punch you in your mouth."

Flap: "Hey Twenty-Fingers, You see that whale over there? Yeah, I think he's givin' me stink eye, yeah. If he doesn't quit that stink business, I'm gonna Flippin Whale Punch that Whale right in his stinky business."
by WhalePunch27 July 21, 2009
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