Whale warrior

Someone whos big. Large. Fat. Morbidly a beast, if you will.

DAMN YOURE A WHALE WARRIOR SLOW DOWN BEFORE YOU CAUSE AN EARTHQUAKE you make my earf quake yeah

by Tedwheeler July 2, 2024

Space Whale Aesop

When a story has a moral or message that is either too simplistic for the complexity of the story or so strange that it doesn’t quite fit. The term is a writer slang and has nothing to do with Aesop becoming a space whale (boo!) other than it's derivation of name

Publisher: .. And what's the ending of the story?
Writer: Uhh.. the Octopus King donates it to an alien in Saturn who is very poor and owns a space pizzeria moral is "always donate to the poor".
Publisher: You made a total of 2874 wars and 78 billion universes destruct and a total of 420 trillion people die and the Octopus King to lose all his friends and family, be alienated by everyone, locked in a prison for 5 centuries, become blind and get the cold side removed from his pillow just for him to donate the treasure that could have made him the all-powerful universe ruler to an alien he has no relation with

Writer: Yessir
Publisher: that's such a Space Whale Aesop

by DictionaryDecimator July 6, 2024

Whale

A rather sizable fish, likely living in some pretty deep puddles somewhere.

Hey wait aren’t whales like.. really different from fish? I mean, they’re both aquatic animals but there’s gotta be SOME differences between them.

by Zn30 July 16, 2024

Whaling

Game “single” guys in the army play. Whoever brings the biggest chick back to the barracks and has sex with her wins. Usually money pot. We had a championship belt.

Pvt Jake: “Mike you going whaling with us tonight?”
Mike: “fuck ya bro. I love the biggins! That title is mine!”

by Loki Mjolnir January 17, 2023

White whale

Someone or something you absolutely loathe and despise for taking everything from you.

Girl "Oh hey meet my boyfriend "
Male THE WHITE WHALE

by Shadow-aron January 24, 2023

Tokyo sex whale

A large woman who proceeds to throw herself on top of you like a whale breeching.

She was so into me, she pulled an absolute tokyo sex whale

by Shaneybabyboi January 26, 2023

Sperm-Whaling

An entry level sex act designed to denigrate a female while qualifying as a popular double points finishing move for men. To participate in Sperm-Whaling, a man begins by gently ejaculating into a females mouth so as not to arouse her suspicion. Then, without warning, the male quickly yanks the back of the females hair in a downward motion so as to elicit a surprise factor while simultaneously orienting her mouth toward the sky. A brisk gut punch from the male finishes the maneuver as it sends his sperm shooting out skyward from her mouth just like a whale clearing its blowhole when surfacing.

Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!

by Testeclease January 27, 2023