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Trump Tang 

A brand of poo-tang media hype surrounding a man like an effervescent cloud of orange haze and the sweet mist parasitic recal infection of "It's amazing," and "It's gonna be great," bs to cover any terrible stench or gov't plot. Mix with water to disolve.
Trump Tang is available to drink at your local Senate until 2018.
Trump Tang by ImaZnGo February 5, 2017

Trump porn 

Aggrandizing montages of news clips of Mr. Trumps best moments, watched for pleasure.
After my wife went to bed last night, I snuck downstairs and watched Trump porn.
Trump porn by tho4m October 14, 2017

Trump Clownery 

The Trump Clownery is when Trump supporters ignore lockdown and when their president doesn't win the 2020 election they become a fucking beyblade and wanna become murderers so they go somewhere and RIOT!
Jacob: Dude did you hear the news in North Carolina?
Rammy: Wait what the fuck, no...
Jacob: On the radio on Thursday some Trump Supporters went to some court place and fucked up some people
Rammy: Over the election? That's a lot of Trump Clownery...
Trump Clownery by mitzklune January 9, 2021

Trump Figures 

Overvalued or inflated numbers or percents issued by an unscrupulous or corrupt businessperson, so that their rogue or shady businesses could secure better loan terms and insurance deals, and would pay lesser tax.
Mr. Pinocchio could be fined up to $250m and be banned from doing business in his home state should he be found guilty of submitting an obscene number of trump figures related to his bigly valued properties.
Trump Figures by Numerati October 2, 2023

trump that 

"Grabem by the pussy" – Donald Trump
And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Trump that.
trump that by bdawg.rb October 28, 2016

Trump Dat 

The act of grabbing a female by the Pussy
I'm going to trump dat ho
Trump Dat by Felker81 December 30, 2016