Your chances are good.
It's a bit of a crap-shoot, but the berries are low on the turkey bush.
by Ardyfin July 14, 2017
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So invested in a thing or subject (usually a girl) it's blinding, leading one to a single minded obsession.
Dude, sorry I ditched you last night for that chick, I was balls deep in a turkey sandwich
by The Unironic Wizard September 03, 2019
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Fairfax Turkey Trot (FFXTT)

Annual Thanksgiving Turkey Trot held in Mantua, VA for the purpose of having fun and charity.
Visit FairfaxTurkeyTrot.com to signup for the Fairfax Turkey Trot (FFXTT) Thanksgiving Charity Run!!!
by RecycleRunner November 23, 2018
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purple headed turkey neck

He pulled out his large purple headed turkey neck and she gasped in delight!
by Dylan January 11, 2005
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wild turkey milkshake

The act of ejaculating in the anus of your partner, sucking the semen out of their anus, and spitting it back into your partner's mouth.
Dude, I'd totally drink your wild turkey milkshake!
by ithacan't October 19, 2014
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catching the crazy turkey

The act of having sex with your girlfriend when she is dressed as a bird
Michael: my bed is not for your chicken

Ryan: you have been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey bed over there
by lilnitewing December 13, 2014
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Catching the crazy turkey

When you have sex and you make the turkey gobble sound. If you don't know it's too wild for you.
"You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey's bed."

"Gobble Gobble baby"
by gandalfsmagicgaydick December 13, 2014
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