murdering the toilet

When you take a shit so hard the fabric of space-time starts shaking.

Person 1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person 2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet last night.

by Xanderoe August 15, 2019

Toilet

Solitary confinement for innocent bullcraps to suffer going down the hole.

I took a crap in a toilet.

by Dood Veed April 10, 2017

toilet meal

Your fridge is empty therefore you're eating your freshly produced turd out of toilet

I was so hungry i had to go to toilet to make myself a toilet meal quickly

by Suklaa May 15, 2017

texas toilet

A texas toilet is the act of putting desserts such as cake or pies on the vagina while letting the owner of the vagina urinate while you eat the desserts(before or after fucking it,preferably after)

I heard margret had a texas toilet by robert.

by Dickerdowner30000 September 5, 2017

toilet washer

A toilet washer is an 8th grader

"Ayeee you're my favorite toilet washer "

by Whale niggers 😂 April 19, 2018

Toilet giggle

Laughing at graffiti in toilets

Haha just been for a piss..had right Toilet giggle

by rottencock September 12, 2017

Reuels toilet

A public bathroom, where the toilets are clotted and filled with diarrhea.

Dude last night after the club, I had to take a shit so badly, that I even used Reuels toilet . It was gross.

by Truth_teller_55 September 13, 2017