Surprise Gherkin

To have sex with a girl anally when she isn't expecting it. Usually done in doggy style. Similar to that of finding a piece of gherkin on a cheeseburger when you thought you had got them all off.

God damn my ass is sore today. My boyfriend Surprise Gherkined me last night... He's such an ass.

by Miek* September 10, 2008

Lumberjack Surprise

When a man or woman is constipated and takes a dump on their sexual partner's chest, dressed as a lumberjack yelling "timber" right before the deuce drops.

I was getting kinky with my girlfriend and she asked me for a lumberjack surprise.

by RedheadDavis August 29, 2009

suprise attack

when doing doggy, the art of pretending to come on your bird's back by spitting then when she turns over, you spaff in her face!!!

Crystal wasn't happy when i spaffed in her face after a suprise attack!!

by theranch April 7, 2006

Kinda Suprise

When at a movie theater the guys makes a hole at the bottom of a popcorn box and shoves his cock in it so when the chick gets to it,shes suprised just like in a "KINDA SUPRISE".

Anthony:Oh you should of seen the other day mate, Rachel gave me and AWSOME handjob yesterday at hoyts!

Conor: Haha Nice,

Anthony: Yeah she even got a bit of a gobby in, I gave her a Kinda Suprise, she said it tasted pretty salty though

by Drummerboy_1993 March 14, 2009

Cleveland suprise

When you fart alone in an elevator and leave the noxious result for the next unsuspecting rider

I walked into the elevator and the doors had closed before I realized that the fat chick who just got out had left me a Cleveland suprise.

by wateringeyes November 21, 2013

Unicorn Surprise

A sexual act where as a female is giving fellatio to a male, the female surprisingly inserts a dildo into the male's rectum

Jenny was still bitter about John giving her the shocker, so she decided to get back at him by giving him a unicorn surprise.

by WichitaStateFan April 5, 2010

Red Lace Surprise

A pleasant surprise consisting of a red corset and thigh high red lace stockings connected to the red lace booty shorts. Red lace surprise serves as a very good gift for cheering a friend up.

"Would you like a sexy red lace surprise or a 'Hey, I got you a magnet' surprise."

"The first one."

by Gerifficke December 11, 2006