It's Midnight and the mood is right just roll on over on her and give her the Midnight surpriser. Caution to many unprotected incursions will lead to a baby surpriser.
I normally get horny at night,she's alseep by 9 and im horny by midnight so wake her up with my favorite the midnight surpriser
by Dave'snothere June 14, 2018
Get the The Midnight Surprisermug. Prior to having sex with a girl, a pizza is put on. The ploy is to have sex and finish with perfect timing for the pizza to be ready. Immediately after ejaculation, the steaming hot pizza is taken out of the oven and slammed into the girls face.
by Mr Cincinnati February 21, 2011
Get the Stonebake Surprisemug. a special booty surprise is when you are having anal sex and the girl accidentally shits on your dick
by incognitio November 7, 2022
Get the special booty surprisemug. When you stick your pecker through the bottom of an ice cream cone. Another party then provides oral sex and must get you off before the ice cream gives them a brainfreeze. If you ejaculate before the ice cream is gone, you must finish the cone yourself.
by yakeyT July 22, 2019
Get the South Pole Surprisemug. During sex a woman deficates into a males hands. They then exchange handshakes whilst reciting the American national anthem
by Mrbig696969 December 27, 2016
Get the obama surprisemug. by WiccanGay May 5, 2025
Get the Surprise Release Poopmug. by surpriseblessing October 4, 2020
Get the surprise blessingmug.