Cry Shart

Usually happens to females. When one cries so heavily and uncontrollably that their bowels release a fart that contains watery poop in it.

1 "oh Karen, Im so sad. My boyfriend thinks Im fat. waa waa."

2 "Its ok Vanessa, theres other guys out there"

1 "waa, waaa, *cry shart*"

2 "That smells awful, Are you cry-sharting?!"

by Andy Zavs April 4, 2010

shart on a tart

When you go to fart on a hookers face and accidently take a shit instead.

I picked up a hooker last night and only wanted to fart in her face but I shart on a tart instead.

by she-nonymous February 14, 2012

Flow-Shart

n. v. The instance of a woman sharting while simultaneously menstruating

Blue woman: My god, Red, did you just flow-shart? It smells disgusting! Here's some TP AND a tampon!

Red woman: *Hand over mouth like kuwaii girl* Oh ho ho ho ho!

by Bartholomewtwo March 20, 2014

shart

A little bit of poop in your pants when all you Tried to do is fart.

Me:i just sharted. bob:go wipe then weirdo.

by pseudonym428 November 18, 2014

Shart

A streak of crap in your pants and/or pants

Dang, I just sharted in my pants!

by Adriftech June 4, 2015

shart

Farting when a little bit (or a lot) comes out.

We got kicked out of Red Lobster after grandpa loaded his pamper and sharted all over the wall.

by PistachioPond48 September 18, 2016

Shart rocket

Shart so hard a piece of shit rockets off the asshole and lands somewhere for all to see.

He bent right over and launched a shart rocket straight at me!!

by Patliciaisms May 21, 2016