Purple Crayon

The insertation of a sexual instrument, preferably purple and of a crayon nature, into one's anal orafice, along with a wet wipe (optional)

I used that purple crayon well last night. I did it eleven times and reached climax four times.

by Morthsaal May 16, 2016

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purple hummingbird

a combination of the two words hummingbird, and purple

while smoking up some purple, a girl, or as I'd like to call her, a hummingbird blows you. After you cum all over the hoe's face, you put out the rest of what you're smoking on her forehead and you kick her sorry ass to the curb.

Yeah, I totally gave her the old purple hummingbird behind the dumpster.

by 6666666666666666666 April 15, 2008

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Smells like purple

Sometimes my wife smells like purple

Bloody hell babe close your legs it smells like purple

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Purple Kool-Aid

This popular reference refers to the specific suicide method (Purple Kool-Aid)used by the 900+ participants of the People's Temple cult in the 1970s ran by Jim Jones.

There are so many bodies here! Where the f*** is Jim Jones and his Purple Kool-Aid?

by Black Wolf the Dragon Master December 28, 2005

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purple-headed warrior

A penis, especially an erect one. Heard in the Naked Gun series of movies. So named because of the tendency of the glans to turn purplish-pink when engorged with blood.

She moaned as he thrust his purple-headed warrior into her quivering mound of love pudding.

by bws55 September 3, 2007

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