Monkey mustard 

A liquid/solid mix of feces left in your underwear after sharting.

(Farts): I think I left a little monkey mustard down there.

Monkey mustard by A_2_spooky_sloth January 22, 2017

monkey syndrome 

Monkey Syndrome - The Female Monkey is not as brave as the male when moving from one tree to another. She doesnt let go of one branch until she has already gotten a good grip on another...

Jamie`s cheating bitch of an ex-girlfriend had a classical case of monkey syndrome... He is heartbroken.

monkey syndrome by jimmydthemantosee November 6, 2017

Monkey Butt 

When you stay in wet clothing (usually swimming trunks) for to long, you're butt begins to itch.
Thus causing you to scratch it profusely, often ending in you looking like a monkey.

Dude, I went swimming and never dried myself off, now I have the worst case of monkey butt ever!

Monkey Butt by [e-mail] August 3, 2010

monkey stomp 

The act of persecution to a male’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the scrotum.

Running hastily from the fucking scary fast cows, Brian and Nick slipped and fell in a puddle of Skeet only to be savagely monkey stomped on their nut-sacks!! (No worries their skeeters still work...Skeet-Skeet-Skeeeet)

monkey stomp by Billy Talent November 16, 2005

monkey fingers 

the appearance that your hand(specifically the index and middle fingers) has when scrunching together when you're fingering a girl...gives the appearance of a claw almost...or monkey fingers

Mike: I went out with this girl last night...
John: Did you give her the monkey fingers?

monkey fingers by Pembrokian Monkeystomper February 8, 2010

monkey brains 

Alternate name for Chocolate-covered cherry cordials. So named due to the white goopy fluid residing between the choolate shell and the cherry. As you take a bite, the chocolate looks like a monkey's skull, the goop resembles brain matter and the cherry appears to be a gigantic brain aneurysm.

Hot damn, Grandma gave me another box of monkey brains for Christmas!

monkey brains by BeerLovinGuy February 13, 2004

Monkey Fingers 

The affliction affecting people, usually small children, causing them to play with or pry apart things they shouldn't.

"Get you Monkey Fingers off my BoomBox! You are going to break it!!!!!"

Monkey Fingers by HokuspokusIiI February 27, 2009