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lesbian uppercut 

Lesbian uppercut: a male dressing up like girl to hook up with a lesbian and tucking his penis behind his legs to make it look like a vagina. When the lesbian goes down on the male he lets it free and it hits her in the face.

Must be male gender doing to lesbian female.

Willing to dress like female. And time and patients.
You want to hook up with a hot lesbian girl but clearly she isn't into you because she only likes females. Trick her into thinking you are a chick and when it comes time to get naked and she goes down on you, tuck your wiener behind your legs like you have a vagina (has to be hard) and when she gets her face close, let the beast free and BAM! Hits her in the face and the Lesbian uppercut
lesbian uppercut by Koogers February 18, 2014

Lesbian Astronomy 

Noun: Generic term used to describe intellectually bankrupt, useless college courses, taught by defensive, hostile and unqualified professors that exist only because they are politically correct and students are forced to take them. Comparable to Underwater Basket Weaving, except that is mandatory and the grading is brutal.
Poor Jin - he had A's in Calculus, Organic Chemistry, Applied Physics, and Programming for Artificial Intelligence, and the poor bastard was lucky to get a C-plus in his required bullshit course - Lesbian Astronomy, or whatever.

Buzzkillington Lesbian

Adjective, Describes one lesbian, in a group of two, that is ugly and makes you uninterested in their actions, wink-wink nudge-nudge.
"Tina is hot, but her girlfriend, Lisa, is a Buzzington Lesbian."

"I saw a porno with a Buzzkillington Lesbian. Then I quickly stopped watching."

Lunchbox lesbian

A female who is a secret lesbian. She may date, shack up with, and/or flirt with guys but deep down she has a strong passion for females. She is still in the closet or in this case the "lunchbox" She thinks your mom packs better stuff and wants a peek inside and possibly a taste.
"Kristen your boobs look really nice in that top" "Carol you're such a lunchbox lesbian! Stop trying to touch them"
Lunchbox lesbian by (untshorts September 11, 2011

Toxic lesbian

Someone who is lesbian, with the exception of bing attracted o toxic men.
omg, cadee is such a toxic lesbian, she has a bf in the netherlands
Toxic lesbian by ~that bitch~ June 10, 2020

Gay + Lesbian

Playstation player + Tik Tok
my man you want both gay + lesbian?

The gay ps4 player wanked off to his cousins facebook
Gay + Lesbian by sc96 November 21, 2018