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Jokeman land

A land where all people considered as jokes live an example of the people living there are josh and basmeet
Josh are you from jokeman land josh - no this is clearly a denial of his jokeman status however cannot be applied to basmeet because he is the jokeman and is as fat as a land
by Jokeman land October 15, 2023
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Landing strip

A landing strip is a pubic hair style which can be used by any gender but mostly worn by women of female identifying people.
You're gonna get waxed today?

Yeah.

Gonna rip everything off?

No I'm gonna leave a landing strip.
by Justaweirdteentbh February 27, 2019
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Land mine

'Bro, I just gave a Land mine a foot job and it came on my leg."
by catwithrabies February 2, 2020
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flying land squid

A flying land squid is a mythological creature of epic preportions that travels in a pocket of pure oxygen giving it the apperence of "flying". it's origins are widely unknown but it is belived to be the work of two stoned highschool boys. One thing that can not be argued with is the sise of this fictionary giant, its tentical can be the length and thickness of up to three school busses! They have been known to, in an insane rage, tear the roof's off of schools devouring all in its path. Only one has ever been recorded and it is bealived to be imortal with no preditors or ways of killing it. These mamoths are so fierce and powerful that they are the only thing that legend CHUCK NORRIS is actualy afraid of.
"dude I was so baked last night i looked out of my window and i swear a flying land squid drifted by!"

"Dude no way! You to!"
by IWANTTOBELIVE January 8, 2010
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Land Jellyfish

"Check out those Land Jellyfish caught in the trees and fences." "Hey!, there's one caught in the wind flying above the 2nd floor!"
by Foxingham September 16, 2016
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Precision Land Leveling

Jealous Weasel. Piss Ant. Scammer. Scumbag. A person who undermines honest hardworking people, that have excelled far beyond his capacity, to appease his inadequacy by providing misleading and dishonest information about his peers
Precision Land Leveling pretends he provides agricultural services when really he’s just a bonus fide landscaper.
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Goat Land

Ryan and his friends live here and its a land with the magical goats which is an amzing place
I wish I could live in Goat Land by the Goat Public
by Goatsssss January 15, 2019
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