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The best guy you could ever meet. He always knows just what to say to absolutely melt your heart. Usually quite handsome and an excellent musician. He's the funniest guy you know, and always has a warm smile. Landon is very smart, practical, cool, athletic, sweet, and DEFINITELY a gentleman. He won't throw your heart away, and would never expect anything in return. Landon: the perfect man.
Landon by pseudonym1245 December 13, 2010
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although landon's are very sensitive, they are always packing like 8 inches.
he has a HUGE cock but hes so sensitive
yup he's a landon
Landon by imurdaddy2 March 10, 2021

Mexican Landslide 

A sexual position in which you ride someone in the asshole down a staircase on a mattress
Damn i fucked that girl mexican landslide style
Mexican Landslide by fpsme October 15, 2007

flat lander 

thats what people in wisconsin call people from illinois
i wish these fucking flatlanders would go back to their own state
flat lander by andrea July 9, 2004

Landover Baptist 

A Christian fundamentalist website for "true Christians". The "unsaved are unwelcome."

Has strong opinions against Jews, Democrats, Catholics, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Liberals, poor people, homosexuals, television, blacks, the French, pagans, atheists, and Cat Stevens.

Believes Pixar is an evil propaganda machine controlled by homosexuals.

The church makes most of its profits from website hits and selling "What would Jesus do?" thongs.
Landover Baptist: Where the Worthwhile Worship. Unsaved Unwelcome.
Landover Baptist by TheEye5000 January 8, 2005

landing gear 

A depressant, usually benzodiazepines (xanax is common), used to come down from a trip on acid, mushrooms, etc.
Man that show got canceled; I wish I had some landing gear to stop my trip
landing gear by psycheshop October 12, 2008