Lobster slap

When you go to have sex but they've had crabs for more than 8 weeks

Bill: That prostitute just lobster slapped me
Joe: fuuuckkk man
Bill: It's gonna take weeks to get rid of it

by X_x.Butnuggets.x_X May 12, 2018

Loba

adj. incredibly bizarre, strange, weird, or awkward; can also mean nonsensical, random or unexplainable

yo, that globglogabgalab meme is fuckin loba fam

by BigButteryBiscuit June 8, 2018

Lobby Purgatory

Lobby Purgatory is when you're playing a game and you're stuck in the game's lobby for huge amounts of time or even forever. Most common game for this to happen is Landfall Games' April fools 2018 joke "Totally Accurate Battlegrounds"

Jim: Why hasn't the game loaded yet?
Bob: You must be stuck in Lobby Purgatory.
Jim: *leaves game*
Bob: OH GOD STOP
Jim: *dies*
Bob: *dies*

by Lilhappi June 14, 2018

Lobbin’ Sloppies

When you are hitting on someone while extremely intoxicated.

By the end of the night I was so wasted, I was lobbin’ sloppies on any girl that would stand still.

by El_ghosto August 10, 2018

Lobster Claw.

A woman's vagina when she has syphilis. Smells like fish and red in color.

I was going to perform oral sex on my girlfriend but i noticed she had lobster claw.

by Shagga1 August 23, 2018

Loberea

Nearly got aborted, but didn’t

Johnny; you have loberea..

by johnnywozhere September 2, 2018

lobster

a skinny woman with a large butt, as in "all the meat is in the back"

Dude, that chick is a total lobster, check out that ass!

by E dirt September 6, 2018