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knuckleheadery

1. An action or pattern of actions consistant with those of a knucklehead, or a person with questionable intellegence.
2. Minor actions of innapropriate, silly, or inconsiderate behavior or behavior that causes a mild nuisance, not necessarily with such intent by the actor. It is not as severe as douchebaggery.
Shawn: Man I wish those people over there would keep it down. They are starting to bother me.
Dave: Yes, there is quite a bit of knuckleheadery going on over there.

Teacher: Hey, cut out the knuckleheadery and get your work done!
knuckleheadery by Dave IROC-Z February 27, 2009

knuckleball wanker

Someone who reckons they're the next reckoning of Cristiano Ronaldo because they once hit a football that moved a bit in the air
'Salim has started wearing Nike Hypervenoms because he reckons he's good enough to play professional football.'
'What a knuckleball wanker!'

knucklefucker 5000 

A dildo, preferably large and black attached to some rubber (or brass if you're that hardcore) knuckles.
"Man you should have scene that crazy bitch's closet. It was full of knucklefucker 5000's !!

knucklephuck 

A knucklephuck is someone who jacks off with a tightly closed fist. Seemingly strangling the penis. It is also slang for guys who think or seem to think with the smaller head.
Will you just look at those 2 knucklephucks? They don't have a clue as to what they are talking about.
knucklephuck by MrMJaye2U September 29, 2018

knuckles out 

When a man chooses to masturbate by grabbing his cock with with his palm facing down and back of his hand hand facing up, as if he is pulling rope out of his groin.
Lawrence gets so horny, sometimes he just has to go knuckles out and give his member an epic tug.
knuckles out by SkippyD July 12, 2019

knuckleable 

is a person u can just eat all up , is fine as fuck , delicious like a lunchable
daaaaaaaamn that girl is knuckleable
knuckleable by jack pebb January 20, 2020