A gin and a ham in a hole

Derived from the Irish Gaelic (cén t-am atá ann le do thoil) meaning "what time is it please?"

hey mate a gin and a ham in a hole?

its 9:15 hoss

by Hossbox November 21, 2018

man ham

a big or giant size penis

gay guy 1:man dude ur man ham is to big to fit im my anus
gay guy 2:shit is is a real live man ham isnt it

by crystal December 28, 2004

Honey Baked Ham

When a man ejaculates on a person's behind that he during the sex act spanked until it became red.

After all that spanking he pulled out and gave her a honey baked ham.

by fo-rizzle March 2, 2012

Toledo Ham Sandwich

Similar to tit-fucking, however instead of between the breasts, the penis is rubbed between the ass-cheeks.

She's flat as a board, so instead of a tit-fuck, I gave her the ol' Toledo Ham Sandwich.

by djsw October 20, 2009

cam ham

cam ham: Usually a cheap bitch who sits on camera all day in chat rooms who likes to thrust her titties & ass in the camera to attract men, women, donkeys etc. She is basically a fat pig whore bitch who think she's God's gift to humanity who will use ANY means to bring attention to herself.

Sweetie-pop_777 is a real cam ham. She sits on camera on tinychat all day making an utter whore out of herself.

by ladyrobyn68 December 10, 2013

Ass With Ham

Definition 1: A type of ham that ham-haters like, with alot of ass.

Definition 2: A common chat up line usually used on a bus to attract the opposite sex.

Person 1: Hey, that guy has got the biggest ass with ham that i've seen!
Person 2: You should see my sausage with scrotum!

Guy: Hey, ass with ham ;)
Girl: (Grabs crotch with excitment!) ooooohhhhhh!!!

by Queen of no pants May 12, 2009

Sittin' on a ham sandwich

To be sitting on a big idea. Akin to low hanging fruit.

Bob realized he was sittin' on a ham sandwich when he struck oil in his back yard.

by Chris Brulator July 10, 2009