Churchyness

(adj) someone who follows the church just a little to much, to a point that it's annoying

His churchyness was taking control of his social life. Making him wierd.

by I'm Right You're Wrong Shut Up September 12, 2020

Churchandise

Merchandise that is sold at a church.

you get Churchandise from any church.

by helpmegetaname1 October 26, 2020

churchoice

A post-modern solution for pointers out to be the disinformed lifelike fledgling adrift unto the doldrums; scathing endlessly any name but save He, for there be Mo...to call when the lights darken down ever colder as they go.

It sho' ain't church...

It's Churchoice
Make it
MoRighteous

As religions scramble to cover up their archaic gospel parts that are showing; the edicts to which one must hold to, and echo out to those who dare to doubt THEIR Lord, the discerning mind of man, is now fast came, to quick distain for the pulpit hinded by any "THE prophet." The blood of Christ don't pay like the plasma barons down there at the BuyYoLife, nor are the eyes of the Lowrd, as palpable as the eyes in the skies, the cams in hands, above every door, lightpost, outpost, and outhouse...remind one each moment, "You are being recorded."

And so, verily veritably, invariably inevitably, to come ye now and here forever is yo best, yes, "opgion," be.... MoRighteous, if religion ain't yo bag and interest finds you for a visit to see a friendly, face Churchoice, and make it... MoRighteous.

... We'll share the vig once wise with ya private like, so as to keep as such!

The Churchoice you like today, had better be Mo, endless Righteous be yo only way, for if tomorrow comes for you, then again, will it be today!

by LittleGoosy March 2, 2021

Churchanity

Churchanity is tying religious practice to a church, a budget or a staff or clergy. To quote someone “the church has left the building. Churchanity consumes lots of money to maintain buildings and facilities.

Churchanity makes the worship of God to a certain day of the week or physical building.

by Mach77 March 31, 2021

Churching

The act of going to church

Religious people enjoy churching on Sundays

by Unique handle 212 June 16, 2021

churchburned

when you find disapproval erotic and get turned on, whether it be from parents or a church

me and my bf get churchburned when we kiss in our homophobic church

by galix August 23, 2021

Churchy

Usually someone who grew up in the church, especially in the black community, in the way they talk, dance, sing, or mimic the church behaviors.

Him: “You can hear that gospel sound in her R&B tracks.”
Her: “Yeah, she churchy.”

by bichurchboi November 10, 2021