The Lie of the Century

When a faggot ass bitch is at the beach with 2 girls he doesn't even know, and in trying to impress them, he says he is hard of hearing and has had eight operations on his ears. His friends are astonished by this seeing as though he has never said anything about any operation(s) on his ears in the two years that they have known his skinny ass.

Later on that night he will light up a cigarette even though he doesn't fucking smoke... just to impress the girls.

Sid: Have you girls ever had trouble with hearing?

Stupid NY sluts: No not really

Sid: Well do you know any reasons why my hearing would be bad?

Stupid NY sluts: I dunno do you have a lot of earwax?

Sid: No I always clean my ears (even though he really doesn't)

Sid: well wait I have had 8 operations on my ears so maybe that has something to do with it.

rest of group: "Man that has to be the lie of the century"

by Grinnel1 March 9, 2009

Central Islip

Central Islip is a scary and dangerous place located on Long Island. Some areas are nice but most are sketchy and risky if entered. Much like Brentwood, you could get jumped, shot, and even die. If you were to walk there wearing different colored clothes than them it is possible you can get shot because they don't like the color of your clothes. In the end, even though there are some (very little) parts of Central Islip that are good most is filled with dangerous "gangsters" and many crazy people.

Man Central Islip is a scary place
Yeah it sure is

by The STALLI0N October 25, 2018

Buck Rogers of Da 24th Century

With out any doubt whatsoever, the corniest television show ever created. About a foot ball player who became an astroanut in the year 1980, froze himself than became an astronaut again in 2384. The show is known the world over for it's use of cheap 70s technology to poorly portray life in the future (ooh florescant light bulbs, how cutting edge!) and it incessantly exploited little people.

Annie: So....*takes a drag on ciggarette, then coughs* ever been with an older gal before?
Me: No. . .
Annie: *rubs some Vaseline in her cornhole then gets on all fours*
Me: slides dick into her bung and glances over her chubby body at the TV screen
TV: Buck is transported in ice to the amazing century 24! Do doo do DO! And here's "Tiggie" a transvestite-midget in a chrome robot costume.
Me: *dick goes limp* Dude, turn this shit off......

by Joeber April 28, 2005

centerpartiet

Centerpartiet is a Swedish political party. They are lit.

"Have u seen the debate between Annie from Centerpartiet and Jimmie from Sverigedemokraterna?"
"Yeah! It was lit!"

by Ollecuf December 11, 2016

central league

baseball league in Japan, also known as CL.

made up of the Yomiuri Giants, Hanshin Tigers, Chunichi Dragons, Yakult Swallows, Hiroshima Carp, and Yokohama BayStars.

the Central League is the more popular of the two leagues.

by 5150 August 1, 2004

Century-high club

When a group of people have a shot of beer every minute for 100 minuets.

Yo dude were gonna join the century-high club tonight!

by Danny14 June 2, 2009

Centennial High school

A school in Howard County Maryland. One of the “best schools in Maryland” but we all know that ain’t true. We try to fit 2,000 people in this tiny-ass, busted-ass, srimpy-ass school. We got one ditsy-ass security guard that doesn’t do shut cuz there be kids banging in the bathrooms and juuling in the parking lot. More than half of our school is Asian, therefore; chentennial. We all care too much about our grades and PSAT scores and AP courses. Our football team would be terrible- if we even had one. Our dance team is full of hoes and we can’t play sports for shit.

Person 1:are you on the centennial high school varsity football team?
Person 2: bitch, what varsity football team

by That centennial hoe December 20, 2017