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candy ass 

I'm thinkin' it might stem from the fragility of candy, how easily shattered it can be when dropped, or how it can melt in both wet environments and hot.
oh go out and play in the rain, have some fun! and stop being such a candy ass, your not gonna melt; you might even like it!
candy ass by k. sebastian December 13, 2007
1)A sugary substance that tastes good
2)What children eat when they don't have acess to crack
Kid: Hey guys my dad didn't have any crack that I could steal today
Kid 2: That's ok I brought some candy
Kid 3: What's the difference?
All Kids: Hooray!
Candy by Flippydaslasher December 2, 2007
1. Bits of crap that hang on the ass fluff around the a-hole. Often induce vomiting, when rimming someone with ass candy.

2. Candy for the ass. Like eye candy. A male that you wouldnt mind having in your ass.

3. A really nice bum!
1.
'Shit, kevin had some manky ass candy in his fluff!! I was vomming for the rest of the arvie. I dont think i will be seeing him again, until he learns to use toilet roll.'

2.
Person 1-'Now that is some nice piece of ASS'!!
Person2-'I'm not gonna lie to you, that is some lovely eye candy'!
Person 1-'and ass candy!'

3.
Wow, that ass is nice! Its ass candy!!
ass candy by AliceW January 8, 2009

Candy Apple 

"The candy Apple" Licking the head of a newborn child the minute the crown of its head appears
i candy appled my son last week at dereford hospital

I had to push the doctor out of the way to candy apple my newborn
Candy Apple by The Lizard-The Fox November 2, 2010

cotton candy

My girlfriend's panties after she got juicy in them.
My woman let me snack on her cotton candy and then asked me to give her a corndog.
cotton candy by P.T. Barnum August 29, 2003

eye candy 

n. Crust or gook that forms in the eye area resulting from sleep or other means (refer to other definitions available).
Try some of my eye candy. I made it myself....literally.
eye candy by macattack December 29, 2013