The Adversity Group

A group of people dedicated to mayhem. They are specialists in the fields of, destruction, pranks, upheaval and overall mayhem.

"You hear about that prank at office max where those dudes were all dressed as staff got like 4 people fired?"
"Yeah man that was the adversity group"

by T.A.G January 22, 2008

The Adventures of Player One

1. The journey of a boy who's video game counsle comes to life and teaches him the error in video games such as "RockBand" and "Guitar Hero" eventually teaching him to play his music in the real world!

2. A rock band from the Chicagoland area. Formed by Michael Iseah-Grei Crawford formerly of the Vintage. Player One consists of Bruno Carvallo, Scott Tulo and Michael Crawford.

1.See Also Player One

2. The Adventures of Player One rock my socks!

3. The Adventures of Player One played a really great set last night!

by Bill McKrivetz February 16, 2009

story advice

When someone (usually a parent) tells you a story about how they used to complete a task that is almost exactly like one you have to do when they were your age in order to get you to perform your task the same way. They do not say it is advice - they just tell you the story and leave it at that.

Person 1: I'm doing bad in this class. The homework's so hard.

Person 2: I know, just last night my mom was giving me story advice about her old study methods. It's so annoying when she does that.

by obamapproved December 3, 2009

Pink Adventure

Is a quick, almost un-noticeable response to a Female’s question “What would you like to do?” Historically this term has only been used by male spelunkers to subconsciously suggest sex to a woman, if executed correctly. If this response is tendered too slowly and the Female has no sense of humor, it may be offensive. Timing is also crucial as once the question has been purposed the response needs to be immediate. A cupped hand over mouth is necessary if the Female can read lips.

The term has been adopted for modern times as now it is gender neutral, as females and males alike can use this term to suggest sex to a female. Female responders need not worry about speed, timing or the cupped hand, but should consider making a “la la la la la” sound and flicking their tongue in an up and down manner while making such sound.

Female "What would you like to do?"
Male "Pink Adventure."

Also accepted

Female "What would you like to do?"
Female "Pink Adventure...la la la la la la la!"

by Urban Slicker July 21, 2011

Proximity advantage

The advantage one has in being nearby.

Jane was the girlfriend of both Sam and Mark at different times. In both relationships she ended it. In Jane's eyes, the two are in equal standing. Now that Jane's newest relationship has broken up, she wants to reconnect with one of her two former exes. Mark lives two counties away while Sam lives in the same apartment complex as Jane. Jane restarts relationship with Sam because Sam has the proximity advantage.

Tom is an employer who is in search of an employee to start ASAP. There are two candidates for the position: John who is the better option but is on the other side of the world, and Jesse, who is slightly less qualified but will start immediately. Tom hires Jesse because Jesse has the proximity advantage.

by FullDevolution January 13, 2014

career advancing move (CAM)

A CAM (Career Advancing Move) is the way in which one persists with drinking with work colleagues - to the point of a CLM (career limiting move) and then from that point to not stop drinking once you get to that stage, but continue to the CAM stage. This is of course more effective if the people around you should also be boarder-line inebriated.

Wow, that guy was so drunk that he just pulled off a career advancing move (CAM).

by Shortnjocular March 10, 2015

sexcellent adventure

Having a most excellent sexual adventure.

"Girl, I had the most sexcellent adventure last night with Bill and Ted!"

by Lola Mola November 10, 2015