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Man Stretching

Man Stretching is to men as what yoga is to women.
are you practicing yoga? no, i'm man stretching. But i hear yoga is good for stretching.
by riolofit February 21, 2013
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The Married Man & 13day Sex Slave

Long ago a man was by himself he had no woman,but occasional fuck girl he knew through charity work in a shop.He said he

works with young people.She kept showing

up at his even when it was clear he didn't want her to.One day he met a woman who could

hold her own she's feisty & fulla fire he likes what he sees,but she pays no attention to him checking her out.This woman turned down 3 guys 2yrs before the man was lucky he got the time of day.They later talked & hit it off after

they were never apart.Yrs later ENGAGED all happy for them.Then big day WOW we all witnessed the beautiful union unfortunately

his inability to RAM the meat became a problem very lazy due to certain things,but the man a phony appeared to be meeting the gullible young girl believing she would fix his problem worse is it was all happening at his home I was aware of this & I even got blamed for stuff which break up mine & his wife friendship. The Sex Slave was there for 12 days or more & stays said he didn't want her to as it was just a fuck,but she always stays guilt is killing me don't know what to do his wife is loyal & good woman they married in the eyes of God he'll never have another woman like her. Marriage is sacred🙏🏽What God hath joined together let no man put asunder(Mathew 19:6)Marriage is of God🙏🏽I hold the playing cards to mashup his life.Right now his WIFE has all the power.The Sex Slave is just a SLUT who has no respect for women or herself. I could tell his family make it right.
SKUTTA
by Janet21 March 5, 2023
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Iron Man

having sex with your woman/man while wearing pots, pans, and other various metal accessories so they crash together like a drum, also recommended is using the robotic voice
by UncleRicoIsGod July 26, 2016
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Snchitzel Man

"Don't use spoons use your hands" - The Snchitzel Man
by Snchitzel God May 8, 2018
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berd man

a old man who can eat a berds dick if it has one ????
by jiuhbkj December 4, 2019
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Franklin Yeung Sing-Man

Franklin Yeung Sing-Man, commonly known as "Sing-Man"(Cantonese), "Shing-Wenn"(English), "Xing-Wen"(Mandarin) or "Franky"(Becca). Franklin is an amazingly talkative extroverted high school student comes from a mysterious oriental country, now lives in another mighty country. He possesses a great love to ancient global literature, from ancient Babylon, Chinese ones to Shakespeare's works (he even texts like Shakespeare by using "thou" and "thee" sort like that). In addition, he started to play piano when he was only 7, and he is fond of learning cultures and languages. If you meet him you will find that he is patient and glad to have conversations with you, whatever formal or just a simple chit-chat, if you don't have any spite or malice towards him. The sentence "I'm pretty good as usual!" to your "how are you?" represents his optimistic viewpoint towards the world, and the responsibility of bringing joy to people around him. As the saying goes, to err is human. He is sometimes very impulsive, which magnifies the seriousness of incidents at times. He is lazy and sometimes procrastinate homework. Recently he is struggling with math functions. His favorite anime character is Yamada Ryou, and he uses lots of Yamada Ryou profile pictures for lots of accounts including Discord and Instagram. He can finish a gallon of Starbucks coffee drink within 2 minutes, and 4 cans of sprite within 5 minutes (no sprite no life lmao). Anyway, he is an interesting guy, and he is also trustworthy.
-"What do you think of Franklin Yeung Sing-Man?"
-"He is adorable."
by Shing-Wenn March 13, 2023
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Tuwular Man

The lead rebel of a tribe usually very coloured and has a bakery bald, shiny head with the first name Alewe (a-lee-wee)
Run it’s tuwular man alewe
by VeryBigHumoungousShaft June 17, 2018
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