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Mustn't Masturbate March

A sequel of sorts to the popular no nutting challenge "No Nut November". Often abbreviated "MMM"
"At the end of Mustn't Masturbate March, my balls are so heavy I can demolish buildings with them
by StarSoupMan March 28, 2024
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Weapon of Mass Destruction

abbr:WMD

n:
1: A really destructive weapon that Iraq doesn't, didn't and will never have.
2: A really big dick
3: A shit that makes a really loud noise when it splashes

v:
throw a Weapon of Mass Destruction
opp: be peaceful
1: Throw a nuclear bomb or something really destructive somewhere
2: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate inside of a woman (also called pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction)
3: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate anywhere (also called pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction through masturbation)

pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction
syn: perform a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate inside of a woman
2: When you shit too hard you wake up the entire family on a Christmas Night

through masturbation
1: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate anywhere

acting in a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1: Acting in a porno performing a Weapon of Mass Destruction
2: Acting in a great movie that's for certain to win an Oscar
3: Acting in an awful movie that's for certain not to even get a viewer
4: Acting in a comedy

adj:
1: A jerk/someone who hurts people's feelings
n:
1:Iraq doesn't have any Weapons of Mass Destruction.
2:She likes my Weapon of Mass Destruction.
3:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction and woke up the fam.

v:
throw a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1:Harry Truman threw a Weapon of Mass Destruction to Japan.
2:I threw a Weapon of Mass Destruction inside of her!
3:I threw a Weapon of Mass Destruction on my desk!

pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction inside of her!
2:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction and woke up the fam.

through masturbation
1:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction through masturbation on my desk!

acting in a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1:Did you hear that Dick acted in a Weapon of Mass Destruction?
2:Tom Cruise has acted in quite a few Weapons of Mass Destruction.
3:I've acted in so many Weapons of Mass Destruction that I want to fucking die!
4:Harry Klynn, Greek comedian, has of course acted in a Weapon of Mass Destruction.

adj:
1:John is a fucking Weapon of Mass Destruction!
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Do a mason

when your get head from your girlfriend for over 10 minutes straight
brooo Jamal showed me a video of him trying to do a mason!!!
by anonymous April 12, 2024
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Reverse Gas Mask

When one wears a Comfy while defecating on the toilet and the comfy is fitted around the toilet bowl with their head inside this enclosed space.
“How do you think you got pinkeye Fred?”

Probably that reverse gas mask I did after eating that 5$ Chalupa Box from Taco Bell
by Fred’s Chalupa April 21, 2024
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The Brian Jonestown Massacre

A band ran by an absolute skank who infamously brawled with one of his band members on stage in Melbourne. Their music sucks too
Bro did you go see The Brian Jonestown Massacre concert?
Nah, I'd much rather see The Dandy Warhols
by tktktktktktktktktk May 11, 2024
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