Penis Zombie

A man that is so horny, all human qualities dissappear and he becomes exceptionally desperate until 'fulfilled'.

How was talking to Tom last night?

He was so annoying, all he talked about was trying to get my nudes.

Damn, he sounds like a Penis Zombie.

by Why_are_we_here? February 22, 2021

Dopamine zombie

Someone who scrolls through multiple apps at a time for hours a day putting off everything important and feening for every last drop of dopamine

Jessica scrolled thru tiktok everyday for 5 hours everyday for 4 months. In return frying and killing the ability to produce happiness of stuff that isn’t 20 second short videos. This would make her a dopamine zombie

by Dimes123 April 9, 2023

philosophical zombie

A philosophical zombie, in common usage, denotes an individual who engages in the collecting of Funko Pops. these collectors are frequently identified by the slight drool around their mouths and vacant expressions . The term may also be describe as those with an interest in the Marvel franchise, encompassing its comics, movies, and related media. Moreover, the concept of a "philosophical zombie" can be more broadly interpreted as individuals who have a fundamental absent of qualia or subjective sensation.

example 1: The comic book store was filled with enthusiastic collectors, philosophical zombies, with drool practically dripping from their mouths and vacant stares, as they mindlessly rummaged through the shelves of Funko Pops and jabbered on about yet another Marvel movie release

by grendywitchy August 13, 2023

zombie bozo

When someone is such a bozo that you have to call them a zombie bozo.

You are such a zombie bozo you absolute bozo!

by ThatLastPizzaSlice November 5, 2022

Michael's Zombies

Some Roblox COD Zombies ripoff, just play the original game if you're not broke!

Jeff: "Yoo wanna play Black Ops Zombies?"
Jon: "Nah let's play this shit called Michael's Zombies, sounds fun!"
Jeff: "You broke as hell bitch!"

by Loominaty January 26, 2024

WOD Zombie

The deviant meme-maker of the CrossFit community. Described as a "CrossFitting 1990s Christian Slater", the WOD Zombie is on an endless mission to cross all boundaries and give people a chance to laugh at the things the CrossFit world is afraid to talk about.

Synonyms: Llamas, Weightlifting Bears, Gym Frogs.

Antonyms: Spinster Cat Man

I follow WOD Zombie.

by WODZOMBIE November 23, 2021

Zombie shopper

A person(s) who wonders the aisles of stores slowly and aimlessly just looking at products without picking out much to buy. These people are often in the way of whatever you need. Also they might follow you around the store.

I went to the grocery store today and there were hoards of zombie shoppers there. Just standing in front of what ever I needed so I had to wait for them to move on. A couple of them seemed to follow me down every aisle. I finally has to check out and leave the store to keep them away from me.

by Memphis09 December 5, 2023