Windows Laptop

A windows laptop is something you spend to much money on and it gets a virus.

Ally: Hey! I got the new laptop!
You: Why is there a flashing screen telling you to call a number?
Ally: God damn it. Stupid windows laptop.

by Sassy mouse in the sky sass April 29, 2020

Windows me

ME is a virus. When you install ME, it will show a program called Blue screen of death every two minutes. Windows ME is doing this because it constantly wants to die. To put the poor thing out of its misery, simply upgrade to windows 2000 or higher or format your hard disk. You could also just throw your pc out the window.

"I would like to confess some crimes sir"
"mm-hm"
"Murder"
"Fine of 50 dollars"
"Stealing"
"Fine of 51 dollars"
"Installing windows ME on my friend's computer"
"Fine of- Wait what!"
*He pulls out a gun and shoots the demon. *

by Aora_Studios May 7, 2020

Window shades

Window shades

And you woke up and raise your window shades

by PabloEscobar123321 May 28, 2020

The window wiper

The act of a gentleman duffing his spunk upon the belly of his consenting partner and then proceeding to vigorously wipe it off using his penis with window wiping type strokes.

I just the window wiper on ma bitch las night bro

by Wipey McWindow May 29, 2020

window shopping

to loot, looting

"I went window shopping the other day, and got me a Louis Vuitton bag priced at five thousand dollars for nothing. It was quite a deal". The term is based on the looting occurred during the latest riots across America in May 2020

by idegart studios June 2, 2020

Window shitter

A person who constantly fuck windows because jerking off isn’t enough

Mark was a normal man. He watched the hub everyday and jacked off. But one day his penis was getting sore from all the rubbing. So he decided to have non stop sex with his window.
His friend: your a fuckin window shitter get the hell out of my house you shithead

by uhudhghdghjhsjlfhjdhjdhs June 14, 2020

Windows e.x.e has shut down

When you are so confused your brain shutsdown or when the teacher looks at your work your doing your work in school

Teacher:*stands behind Jimmy when hes working*

Jimmy:windows e.x.e has shut down

Buh buh buh buh buh

by Turn_off_safe_search_sonic_69 June 17, 2020