Typically those who attempt to take their group of friends into theatre, completely ruining the experience for everyone trying to have a good time. These kids will normally have their head stuck so far up the director's butt that they can see the light on the other side. Said kids usually have god complexes of themselves, think they're obviously superior, and spend the majority of their time worrying about how to show their body on stage instead of their acting.

Phil: Hey, I was thinking about trying out for the next play, do you know if i'll need to memorize a monologue?

Karen: Um, DUH. Idiot.

Phil: Sheesh, Stuck-up theatre kid. Just forget it.

Theatre Kid by EllaMentry. September 3, 2009

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the bag treatment

when a girl has a really ugly face but a nice body, you put a bag over her head so you can only see the good stuff.

ohhhhhhhh dear, good job i brought this bag, bring those sweet legs on over here!

the bag treatment by andarrrrrrrrrrrrrrs January 22, 2004

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the cold blanket treatment

a technique used when a tard tries to make a break for it involving a wet, weighted blanket which has been put in the freezer. the wrangler throws the blanket on to the tard throwing him to the ground and stopping him in his tracks.

“did you hear that earlier today chen got the cold blanket treatment? he didn’t even stand a chance!”

the cold blanket treatment by lord geebz February 28, 2020

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theater glow

1. The light from your cell phone's display while you are in a movie theater. Usually, the glow means you are either texting someone or turning your cell phone off before the movie starts.

Man is her man radioactive?
Nah, it's just theater glow.

theater glow by Garfieldel January 4, 2009

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