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Rock Spifity Difity 

A quaint professional and philosophical way of saying your reproductive organ is now filled with a respectable amount of blood to schaboink a hoe
“Yo bro how’d it go with becky last night

“I walked in bro and told her, lets get to lick lickity splickity cause my cock is rock spifity difity and then i boinked her all night….in her sisters bed”
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Vanilla Sprite 

A rarer form of Sprite. You can only really get it at those fancy custom drink dispensers at movie theaters and such.
"I just got some Vanilla Sprite"
"Dude, what the shit?"
Vanilla Sprite by eb4 July 9, 2022

Busch Sprite-itis 

When one gets completely inebriated on Busch Latte and feels like shit
"Cody failed to make it into work today, because he has the Busch Sprite-itis."
Busch Sprite-itis by The Ole Dude February 10, 2023

submissive sprite drinker

someone who drinks sprite because they are submissive
did you see kath drinking that sprite she is so submissive bro!
for real what a submissive sprite drinker!

English Sprites

A team of Impish Dragonscape players that like to upset the competition by taking first place in the world doing puzzles every now and then.
DAMN! The English Sprites are locking us out of First Place again!
English Sprites by Artistakat August 15, 2023

Whale Sprite 

A short thin woman with an extroverted expressive personality is attracted to tall fat/large men with reserved introverted personalities
Mya is such a knockout, why would she go for that guy?

Because Mya is a Whale Sprite
Whale Sprite by False_Hydra September 12, 2023

Oakland spritz 

A birthday cocktail comprised of various backwash from the spit bucket during a California wine tasting on a winter evening.
Happy Birthday Huey! Now open your mouth for this Oakland Spritz! - Matthew Nguyen (@mattehue.ng)
Oakland spritz by mattehue.ng December 23, 2023