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Industry Rule #4081 

Your new shit ain’t good as your old shit, til your new shit is your old shit.
Industry Rule #4081 Your new shit ain't good as your old shit
'Til your new shit is your old shit, son-Logic
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2 for 1 Rule

A rule for throwing a party which states that for every two 2 girls you invite 1 will show and for every 1 guy you invite 2 will show.
Tony invited an equal amount of girls and guys to the party but because of the 2 for 1 rule the girls were outnumbered by 4 to 1.
2 for 1 Rule by logeatloco0082 September 22, 2017

The Mezo Rule

This rule is used in a party setting to ensure that gender demographics at parties that, due to the make up of the group throwing the party, begin each party with a significant tilt in number of attendies that are... male. (ie: sports teams, fraternaties, religious organizations of any kind).

The Breakdown of the Rule:

- All members in good standing of the club throwing the party are welcome, and welcome to bring guests or to come alone.

- For each additional male guest who is not a club member that is brought by a club member, that club member must also bring a female guest.

- If no female guest is at that time accompanying the club member and his non-club member male guest:

A) the non club member male guest will be admitted with open arms into the party.

B) the club member will not be permitted entrance to the party and will be informed of the shame he has brought unto his lineage.

C) the outcasted club member can only gain entry by finding a female (not previously attending the party) to enter the party with the outcasted club member.

Upon completion of requirement "C", all honor is restored to the club member who committed the infraction and the indiscretion is never to be spoken of again.
"Andrew" plays rugby and is a club member in good standing. Andrew brings his buddy "Mike" to a party his rugby club is throwing. Mike is allowed in, but Andrew is in violation of the Mezo Rule and must go find a female before he will be allowed into the party. Andrew finds and introduces himself to a brazilian au pair at the bodega on the corner and asks her to attend the party. She says yes and they both are admitted to the party where there is much rejoicing.

Sock Rule 

If you have socks on while taking part in a homosexual action it is considered not gay because you are not fully committed to the act, however once those socks are removed the act and every member of the participating party becomes as gay as James Charles due to the lack of socks which means that you are fully committed to said homosexual action
Chad- “Bro I just saw Larry give some dude head, that’s so gay!”
Randy- “Wait was he wearing socks?”
C- “Yeah why?”
R- “Then it’s not gay”
C- “What do you mean?”
R- “If a participant is wearing socks then it cancels out the gayness and they are therefore not gay”
C- “Where’d you hear that?”
R- “It’s common knowledge man it’s called the Sock Rule”
C- “Hmmmmm, ok seems legit”
Sock Rule by AgLet- August 15, 2019

First Rule of Fight Club

First Rule of Fight Club, don't talk about Fight Club.
Fight Club is something you never talk about. Why? Because it is the first rule of Fight Club.

cokefest rule 

phenomenon where those who have invested time or money in something are far more likely to want to defend their investment as being worthwhile
"I spent the entire night re-typing an essay that I deleted by mistake"
"You know you can just restore it from the recycle bin?"
"Uh...yeah, but, I really learnt a lot doing it all over again"
"Cokefest rule!"

"That Red Hot Chili Peppers concert was amazing. All the songs they played were great. The $200 I spent on that ticket was totally worth it"
"Cokefest rule!"

"I'm really enjoying the new SimCity"
"Cokefest rule!"