Spread your legs

Look it is a challenge in higher density areas for people to get outside and to spread their legs, when they are uh um, when they they're surrounded by other people
To shield yourself form Covid spread your legs
by unknownperson408 August 27, 2021
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open leg policy

A promiscuous woman who will have sex with pretty much anyone. A slut.
'I'm horny, think I'll go see Claire she's got an open leg policy' said Tom.
by Ryudo M November 28, 2007
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Wooden Leg Syndrome

Inability to gauge the onset of intoxication until the commencement of blackout. Typically, individuals focus on the future drink and hurry through the drink in hand in order to enjoy the next.
"Did you see Ryan last night? His Wooden Leg Syndrome was out in full force. He must have topped off right before the face plant/bloody mess."
by thetruthhurts.com November 28, 2009
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Balls stuck to leg

When your balls get sweaty and stick to your inner thighs, usually when wearing loose fitting boxer shorts that don't offer much support. Often abbreviated as BSTL
Billy was stretching his legs apart to try to get his balls to unstick from his legs.

"Dude why are you feeling your dick"

"I'm try to get rid of my balls stuck to leg"
by Scottsurbandictionary May 15, 2010
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the one legged pirate

When you ejaculate in his\her eye, and immedintly kick them in the ankle causing him/her to scream ARRRGGG! While holding one eye.
Jenny was ok with their current sex life, but Frederick wanted to spice it up with, the one legged pirate.
by the quacker February 07, 2015
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six legged dog

1. Two dogs humping.
2. A way of describing the doggy style position.
3. A dog (or person) on all fours being mounted from behind. The mounting dog (or person) provides the rear two legs.
Daddy, what are those dogs doing? Son, those aren't dogs, that's a six legged dog.
by JDHC September 02, 2008
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touch my leg

Random statement usually said to an eldery female on a bus or subway
Hey sexy, wanna touch my leg.
by it_was_a_friday_night January 17, 2008
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