number one

supporter of the most beautiful woman on the planet Roseanne Park (rosè)

Ellie: omg i love rosè she’s so amazing!!

Lucy: ahh so ur a number one?! me too :))

by lucyinfinityx December 8, 2024

NumberTaker

A cute person with extreme powers with the primary goal of stealing numbers, virginity, the world and my heart.

The numbertaker stole my hat.

by Lacucly December 20, 2024

Number 3

(verb)

to masturbate inside a bathroom

"Number 1, golden as the sun. Number 2, I need to go poo. Number 3, let my sperm be free."

by Goot_63 January 6, 2025

Numarn

Bitch. Fucking bitch
(My friends idiotic sister who should play Russian roulette 12 times)

(Mix of maryn and nuisance)
(Noo-maærn)

“Maryn Cantrell is an absolute fucking nuisance to my literal existence. She’s just a stupid Numarn ”

by Secretary Hamilton January 13, 2025

numbers

numbers are the name of the group of characters that are used for counting,equations and more,in any equation you need a set of inputs,numbers are the input.

teacher:does anybody know how many numbers there are?
student:there is an infinite amount of numbers.

by stupid100 January 28, 2025

number of genders

Something that is impossible to count. Should one confidently declare a definite number of genders, a war based on identity politics will begin.

Reporter: "What number of genders are there?"
Liberal: (insert number higher than two)
Conservative: "Two."
Centrist: "idk"

by 7568ino February 1, 2025

Nomergency

(Noun): A situation or task that feels urgent but does not align with a person's true priorities or long-term goals, and which carries little or no meaningful consequences if delayed or ignored. Often fueled by external pressures or unnecessary self-imposed stress, the time and attention that a nomergency demands is unjustified.

"That ASAP text from my boss was a total nomergency; it could have been easily handled tomorrow."

by Aggressive calm January 26, 2026