Nomergency

(Noun): A situation or task that feels urgent but does not align with a person's true priorities or long-term goals, and which carries little or no meaningful consequences if delayed or ignored. Often fueled by external pressures or unnecessary self-imposed stress, the time and attention that a nomergency demands is unjustified.

"That ASAP text from my boss was a total nomergency; it could have been easily handled tomorrow."

Nomergency by Aggressive calm January 26, 2026

Omergency 

When a woman can't reach climax by herself so she calls a male friend to have phone sex right away so she can finish.

"You look like shit Dave!" "I didn't get any sleep last night. Sue han an Omergency and called at 3 AM. She was sleeping by 3:15 but I couldn't fall back asleep all night."

Omergency by BigPenguin77 February 25, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008