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Indian Penis

A penis. What did you expect? Usually range from 4-8 inches. Sometimes chubby. Cut or Uncut mostly depending on religious beliefs. It can be compared to Asian Penis and come in multiple colors. It’s uncommon to notice as South Asians aren’t popularized too much in western culture.
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Skinny Femboy: Never seen an Indian Penis and never will

Ripped Indian: Fuck you say kid?
by White Boy Smokes Weed January 22, 2021
mugGet the Indian Penismug.

What The Penis

Instead of using What the Fuck, What The Hell, or God dammit. Jus simply say What The Penis.
If yu been called gay, well Your not what the penis.
On any Sentence really that pisses you off.

You: Dude What The Penis
by funnymkan101 October 16, 2009
mugGet the What The Penismug.

Penis Tax

The tax that all guys receive solely because they are male.
Guy 1: "I just checked how much car insurance is, and just because I'm male, I pay an extra 20 bucks."

Guy 2: "You know it, it's the damn Penis Tax."
by wearefindle April 30, 2011
mugGet the Penis Taxmug.

penis pump

A Vacuum tube used to lengthen the male tally-wacker. Mostly used by men who have no penis. Most of them don't work. I should know.....
PENIS PUMPS ARE GAY! THEY DON"T FUCKING WORK...Caleb is gay too..
by todd January 16, 2003
mugGet the penis pumpmug.

horse penis

A description of someone's overly large or frighteningly above average penis. It is in relation to a horses penis.
Jessipher Bagelnuts has a horse penis

Hows that horse penis Jessipher?

Jessiphers horse penis
by jjojo May 17, 2005
mugGet the horse penismug.

Robot Penis

Peter Griffin said this for a news things while running for school board.

Another word a microphone
Peter Griffin "From down there does it look like im talking into a bunch of robot penises?"
by Insanelygr8hair May 6, 2011
mugGet the Robot Penismug.

donkey penis

a very large penis or cock
by fakebird January 21, 2008
mugGet the donkey penismug.

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