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purple helmet moon man

i want to send my purple helmet moon man on a cave diving exploration in your vag.
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Sailor-Moon 

The main character from the Sailor Moon anime series. Everyone is always making hentai with pictures of her being penatrated by tentacles because they find her hot or something, probably because she's a slut.
Hey look at Sailor Moon.

HEY LOOK AT THOSE TENTACLES!1!11oneoneone
Sailor-Moon by BackToNormal February 9, 2005

full moon 

Q: Why the heck did jeff pay one grand for that beater?
A: Full moon
full moon by definitioner999 February 12, 2009

crescent moon blumpkin 

Taking a shit in an out-house while recieving fellatio from your willing sex partner.
Sue gave me a mean crescent moon blumpkin when we were camping this week-end.

half moon kiss 

When your girlfriend (or boyfriend if you swing that way) stops mid way through giving you a blowjob to kiss you on the lips.

A full moon kiss would be when they kiss you on the lips, after they have given the blowjob.

The former is arguably preferable.
Guy 1: "Dude, Alice is so good at giving head. She even stopped half way through and gave me a half moon kiss!"

Guy 2: "Nice!"
half moon kiss by MichaelToTheJ September 25, 2012

shoot the moon 

- To take a risk and cheat in a school exam which may result

in gaining high grades.
- to pass and excel at card games, an exam or other

activities.
- to ask for the best or the most you could hope for.
- To take a risk which may result in great rewards; to

succeed after taking such a risk.
- To attain great heights, a high value, or a numerically high

measurement.
- Reham used to be a smart ass, but never gained high marks at school, but once she { shot the moon} in all her final exams, she became one of the first top ten students in the country.
- What? You'll flunk the test? Are you mad? Don't you have eyes to see? Are you driving me nuts? Don't you know that our classmate, Reham, {shot the moon} a week ago and passed with an honor? Go and {shoot the moon} or you will fail.
shoot the moon by Iyad Mahdood January 5, 2013